Archive for May, 2006

31 May 2006

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

   I’d like to take this opportunity to invite the Eckerman boys to use “The Outhouse”. Not that dilapadated old shitter of Don’s, or even the new one his dad made, but the one on this site here. So far, all I’ve gotten to talk on it are members of my family, so the view points are somewhat limited. I know for a fact that some of you guys are tougher than them, have shot more squirrels and partridge than us and are bigger bullshitters than them. (I’m not a bullshitter, I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH). Now we don’t have to break the “What goes on across the bridge” rule here, just don’t mention the parts of the story that might be incriminating. As B.B. would put it, “Lets not take it to a Federal level”, and don’t be shy about bringing up another topic to be discussed! So, go ahead and give it a shot.

   As you’ve read, Katrina has had her daughter, and inbetween feedings and diapers she’s going to finish up the other three Eckerman stories.

   I talked to Doug a couple days ago, and he was talking about going out fishing this weekend. How’s about a bunch of us go out and have us a fishing contest? You all know where he works and what his phone number is, so give either him or me a call and see if we can get something going here.

28 May 2006

Monday, May 29th, 2006

   Well, I didn’t have to wait until tomorrow to post my new Grandaughter. Allison Elizabeth Langham was born this afternoon weighing 7lbs 3oz, and she’s 20 1/2″ long. She was born at home, and everyone’s doing just fine! Katrina said she immediatly took a fifteen minute nap and then started feeding. It’s easy to tell she’s my grandaughter!!

28 May 2006

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

It seems the second day of the holiday season is a washout. Last week the weather guessers were forcasting a hot and sunny weekend, with only a 30% chance of rain for today. I sometimes wonder (heck, I wonder all the time) if the local news stations are coerced into giving us some bum skinny just so the fudgies will show up. During the winter they talk about how much of the glorious white stuff we’re going to get on the upcoming weekend, and then come the weekend, it’s just another gloomy pair of days. I wish I could receive all the weather data that those people do, and see if I can do any better. In all fairness, they were right yesterday, it was daylight followed by night.

   My daughter sent me a text early this morning that she was going into labor. Maybe at this time tomorrow, I’ll be giving out all the details. As with her first daughter, she is going to deliver it at home using a mid-wife so I’m a hoping that all goes well.

   I went over to the Mallard golf course yesterday and hit the ball at 9 different flags. I’d like to say I played a round of golf, but that may be pushing the truth a little. I certainly did enjoy the day out, and watching everyone have such a great time. Each time I go over there I learn something new about how to play the game right, and one day, I may even keep score.

   To all of you veterans out there, be gratefull that we lived through it all, pray for those who didn’t, and support the ones who are still at it.

Elo Nights

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

   When my younger brother graduated from Michigan Tech, I was given two unique and wonderful gifts. The most important gift of course, was to watch him graduate. The second, which was a lot more fun, was to meet the people he had lived with while going to school there.

   Jim lived with an Aunt of our next door neighbor in Redford Township, and they had a ancesterial home in Elo, Michigan. Elo is the size of a party store..literally. I think that’s all thats there. The reason it is there, is because all of the residence of Elo are Finnish, and near as I can tell, drinking beer is a “calling”, not a recreation. The house we went to I’ll call the “Smithandjones house” though that’s not the name of the family. If and when I get permission from the family, I’ll change it, but Smithandjones will do for now.

   I believe the home was built in the late 19th century from the looks of it, and up until the 60’s, it was probably used as a home. It’s a two story farm house with a kitchen, livingroom and parlor on the bottom floor, and four bedrooms upstairs with a central staircase. The house was impecciably clean, with rifle case’s and sleeping bags laying in the corners. Since then, it’s only been used as a vacation home, or in this case a deer camp. When Tony took me in there, my first vision was of case’s of beer empties. One entire room was filled along all four walls, right to the ceiling. From what I understood, by the end of that season, the room would be full of cases. Every cubic inch of it. From the vestibule, we went into the kitchen which I could tell was the center of activity, both then and in years past. I believe the kitchen stove also doubled as the homes furnace. In it was a roaring fire and three guys standing next to it. Scott, Kevin, and Gorup….Yes, Gorup. When Tony entered the house he yelled; “Narc’s! Throw all you shit on the floor and assume the position”. Scott and Kevin started laughing and Gorup threw himself against the wall and spread his legs. After all that was cleared up, we all sat down and had a beer. With Ted Nugent screaming in the background we sat around the table and commenced to shooting the bull. They’d been up for a week and somehow only found time to go out hunting for about 15 minutes on opening day. Since then, they’d been trying to outdo each other in bullshit, alcohol and, how should I put this….herbs. Yes, herbs. Herbs of the most wonderous quality and quanity.

   They told me about a time when one of the barns needed to be removed, or rather torn down, and they used a car to do it. What they’d do; is drive through the walls, in one side and then out the other, until it collapsed. The trick was to get it to fall without the car being inside.

   It was about then that they started making bets on who was going to fall down drunk first. Gorup bet on himself, and as I recall, won. Damn but that guy could drink! I’m not much of a drinker, but at the time I was fond of herbs so they gave me some papers to help me out. These papers were strawberry red, and 6″ long. It had to be the best tasting strawberry/herb combo that I’d ever encountered. The guys were amazed that I could not only roll it, but I could tell them from which hill in Columbia the herbs were grown from. I think of those guys sometimes when I’m sitting around the fire with the men at Eckerman. There’s a lot of things the Elo boys have in common with those of Eckermans’, but I’ve never seen anything like what I saw that night.

  

Getting lost at Lost lake

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

   Some years back, about 1976, a co-worker and I use to two track in the Upper Pennsulia. On one of these excursions, while we were lost by the way, we found Lost Lake. It wasn’t until later that we found what the name of the lake was, but what we did know, was that it was full of brook trout. A few years later while I was on vacation here, I took my oldest son, who was around 8, and my younger brother back to that lake. It turned into an adventure that was every bit as exciting as the first time.

   We loaded on our camping gear and my mom’s 17′ alumacraft canoe, along with all the fishing gear we could stuff on the Olds I was driving at the time. It didn’t have four wheel drive, or a high clearance, but what it had was mass. After leaving the highway North of Seeney, we dropped down onto a two-track and headed Northwest towards the lakes. The idea was we were going straight to Lost lake, and camp on the two-track that runs right alongside it. There isn’t ANY traffic on those trails so there wasn’t any problem with creating any kind of congestion on the thoroughfares. I remembered from previous trips that coming into that lake from the West side, I’d have to navigate around some hellacious holes, so I opted for the East side. Everything was going along just fine until we came to a very flat, and as it turned out, flooded area. I stopped the car and took a walk down the two track, walking in ankle deep water to see if there was any suprises hiding under that water. After walking maybe a quarter mile, I turned around and went back to the car. I told the guys it looked bad, but the sand was hard packed and it never got any deeper than my ankles. After we’d traveled that quarter mile and an extra two feet, the bottom dropped out. According to the map book, there are two different ways to get to this lake and I probably should have taken the one I knew. Instead I took “The road less traveled” and paid the price.

   As soon as I hit bottom I threw it into reverse and nailed it, but all that did was dig a nice hole under my tire and then I was on the frame. Tony and I got out of the car to have a look and new right away that we were in trouble. The first thing that flashed through my head was the distance that we’d allready traveled and how long it was going to take to get out to the highway for some help. The second thing that went through my head was the hell I was going to catch from both my wife and my mother from getting into this situation in the first place. I remembered that I had a hatchet and a car jack in the trunk and with all the trees around the area, I could cut up enough wood to get us out. We left Jon in the car, (after telling him we were on an adventure and this was part of the fun) and started looking for downed trees we could use. In the hunting around part, I came across a patch of Blueberries about an acre across and immediatly went back and got the other two. I told them it was “Break time!” and carried Jon to where it wasn’t flooded and FULL of berries. We ate our fill, and bagged up as much as we could carry, then went back to the task at hand. Tony carried the trees as I cut them down, or cut them up and after some work we had enough I hoped. We set up the car jack and started stuffing trees under the tire until we worked it up high enough to get moving again. Tony and I talked about which way to go, but it didn’t take long to decide which way was right. I put it in reverse again, and once we started moving, we got out of there as fast as I could go. We backed up for almost a mile before I found a spot that was wide enough, and dry enough to attempt turning around. It wasn’t 10 minutes later when the trouble started again.

   We were heading back down to where I could get back to the “The road WELL traveled”, when the thunderstorm hit. When it rains in the Lower Pennisula, it just rains. Water drops falling out of the sky, a little wind, maybe some lightening. When it rains up there, it POURS, when the wind blow’s, things fall over. When the lightening strikes, trees around you explode. What a ride! We were going down that two-track as fast as that old Olds could travel, and I was beginning to wonder if we were going to get out of there alive. In a stretch of a half mile, we saw three trees get nailed, and they wen’t but 20′ when they’d get hit. If I’d watched it in a movie, I’d have given the special effects people an Acadamy Award. It lasted another 20 minutes and it was all over.

   We decided to stop for lunch, so when we got to a high spot, I pulled over and got out the cooking gear. I grilled up some ham and cheese sandwich’s and when we got done, Jon told me he had to go poo poo. The bracken fern along there was as tall as he was; he wan’t real sure if he could squat and poop with all that vegitation and the animals that probably lived in there. I spotted a nice Jack Pine that had a limb large enough to hold him, and high enough that he could see if there were any bears sneaking up to eat him. He dropped his drawers and I set him on it and turned around. I wished I’d taken a picture of it, but he was too embarassed enough as it was.

   It was getting late by the time we got everything back in the car, so I decided we’d stop at Sunken Lake for the night. Sunken Lake looks like it was caused by a meteor impact. It’s completly surrounded by a hill and has a surface size of maybe 5 acres. Huge White Pines are growing everywhere, so there is very little wind to distrurb the surface and it’s absolutly beautiful. From the top of the hill, you can see the bottom in any spot, and see all the fish that are in it. When we got down by the water we felt as though we were the only people on Earth. All we could hear were the red squerills bitching at us for being there, and the sound of pine cones dropping through the limbs. It must have been harvest time for those little guys and what a racket they made. From any one spot on that lake, you could see the entire perimiter so when Jon asked if he could go exploring, I told him to have at it. When he was down at the other end of the lake, he cut a fart and I told him to excuse himself! I didn’t even have to yell, just spoke loud, and his head jerked around towards me and he started laughing. We talked back and forth for a few minutes and then he went on with his fishing. We camped by the lake side, and went out in the canoe as the sun started to drop. It became very dark while we were out there, and soon we started feeling our fishing rods jerking like we were getting bites, but we wern’t. Jon turned on his flashlight and pointed it towards his rod tip and saw what the problem was; there were thousands of bats. They seemed to think that the rod tip was an insect and would fly by and take a snatch at it. We instinctivly ducked our heads down, but never had one hit us on the way back to the shore. We slept there that night and after having a breakfast during one of the most beautiful sunrises, we were on our way again to Lost Lake.

   The area around Sunken Lake had been logged off some years before, but soon we came into a forest that I think was still virgin timber. It was like driving into night when we passed from that area into where Lost Lake is. Instead of Jack Pine, we were driving by Maples and Beech that three people wouldn’t be able to hold hands reaching around them. We saw hawks swooping down out of these trees, and grabbing squerills from the ground. At one point a Timber Wolf dashed across the two-track not 30′ in front of us. The D.N.R. were claiming at the time, that there were no Wolves in the U.P., but as we all know, the D.N.R. lives in a world of denial. About when I started thinking that I’d made another blunder, I saw off to our right a clearing through the trees and then a patch of blue from the lake.

   Lost Lake is true to it’s name. When your either sitting along side it, or out on it, you feel as though your lost in a time long gone. The lake is three times the size of Sunken Lake, but you can’t see along the shoreline anywhere. That primal forest ends right at the water. If it wern’t for the two-track that runs along side it in one spot, there’d be no way to even know it’s there. The lake was a deep blue and reflected those trees everywhere. The only way to know that it wasn’t glass you were sitting on, were the brook trout rising to the surface to gobble up the insects. We unstrapped the canoe and in no time, we were out there after those fish. I tired anchoring in several spots, but with only 25′ of anchor line it didn’t do any good. Evidently, the fish were full of those insects and they didn’t seem to want anything we threw at them.

   The ride there, and the time spent on that lake was a very small price to pay for the day we spent. We rode around all over that lake marveling at the sights and the smells and it’s something we’ll all remember as long we live.

22 May ‘06

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

   Well everybody, it ended up snowing here yesterday, just like the weather liers said it would. It didn’t snow like it does in November, or even April, but it DID snow. I sat here looking out the window when I saw little white flakes mixed in amongst the rain drops. I was talking (typing) with Katrina in Arkansas so I have her to confirm the event. There’s a family legend in this here family that says; “It NEVER snows beyond Uncle Ted’s birthday” That story must have originated while they lived in Roseville Michigan ’cause this is May 22nd, and his birthday was April 22nd. So if there’s any family members out there reading this, please let me know who’s birthday is around now. Mine’s June 27th, but that’s just too far out of the window.

21 May ‘06

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

   It’s the 21st of May and we have snow predicted for today! Now what kind of a joke is that? I drove by the bank this morning and it was 36 degrees and dropping. The wind’s out of the Northwest about 25 mph and the lake is being beaten to a froth. Sometime tonight it’s to get down into the 20’s and I see no good coming of this. It wouldn’t suprise me none if we were to wake up in the morning and have 5″ of the wonderful white stuff covering the countryside. Global warming my achin’ ass! As I recall, when I saw “global warming” on the ballot I voted for it, and I’m holding all the tree huggers of the world responisble. As soon as I finish with this I’m going out to the garage and start punching holes in the airconditioners I’ve got stored out there.

19 May ‘06

Friday, May 19th, 2006

   Today it’s cold and windy. I just went by the bank downtown and it was 45 degrees at 10:00am. The only trees that havn’t leafed out yet are the Walnuts, but they’re usually the last anyways. The tulips have come and gone as with the daffodills. The lillac’s are in full bloom and a week from today, the hoards will arrive. I’m not talking about the Mongolians, or the Hun’s, or even the Commies. They’re what we all refer to up here as the “Fudgies”, the “Cone suckers from hell”, or to be politicly correct; our “Summer Visitors”. If I were speaking from Europe, it would be easy to call them what they are, they’re the “Ugly Americans”.

   Most of these people spend 50 weeks out of the year, scheming and dreaming of the two weeks out of the year when they can be up here. But yet when they get here, they constantly complain that the prices are too high, the weather’s too cold, the people are too slow. They go out of their way to let the store workers know; that even though we are a “quaint little town”, we don’t carry the right items or enough of them. In our restaurant’s I often hear them complaining of how the local’s are taking all the seats and some of them are, God forbid!, smoking!

   There’s a river in the U.P. that’s as close to Heaven as one could get. You travel for miles with nothing but forest and wilderness in sight. Then you come upon a piece of property 100′ long with a nice lush fertilized lawn, and imported shrubs from who know where planted around the cabin. In the front lawn, prominetly positioned are not one, but TWO satellite dish’s.

   I for one, would greatly appreciate it if they would just send up their money and stay home. I’ve a friend here-abouts who has a bumper sticker that says; “If it’s Tourest Season, why can’t we shoot ’em?”

   I know, I know, we have to be nice to them, ’cause they bring a lot of money with them and to get that money, we have to be nice. I’ll be nice, I promise. But come Labor Day, I’ll be on M-66 just South of town, waving goodby to each and every one of those assholes.

There, I feel better now.  

A dangerous game we play

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

   During the Cold War the United States Navy and the Soviet Navy played an on-going game of chicken. I’m not sure now, if we were truely enemies or if it was just an excuse for a bunch of Acadamy graduates to have a little fun. There’s two instances I remember when the game could have become very deadly.

   The first one I remember happend just after Thanksgiving in ‘69. We had just pulled out of Valletta, Malta and were on operations a little Northwest of those islands. To sail those waters one wouldn’t think that a whole lot happend there. It’s an expanse of open water, just like the other 3/5ths of the planet. However, if you were to look at the bottom of that area, you’d find a large quanity of downed aircraft and sunken ships. All of these crafts would have numerous holes of various sizes in them, and by close inspection you’d see that they died horrible deaths. That area of the Mediterranian is called the “Malta Missle Range”.

   Whenever a Navy would want to try out one of their new weapons systems, they would make reservations with the Maltese Government for it’s exclusive use. All Navy’s were treated the same, and a few days before the exercise, a “Notice to Mariners” would be released to all its participants. It was understood by all Nations, that when a country was using this area, everyone else stayed out. As you can well imagine, it would be tempting at times for a nation to do a little “look-see” and see what the competition was up to. On one of these occasions, we didn’t have a whole lot going on, so we decided to have us a look at what the Russkies were up to.

   I was on watch in the broadcast room when I heard over the 1-MC for the ships photographer to “lay too” to the bridge. Earlier I had read the “Notice to Mariners” message, and I knew where we were, so I decided to head up to the Signal’s bridge and have a look. Sure enough, upon looking through the bridge’s “Big eyes” I saw on the horizon, the MOSKVA. She was a Soviet assault ship that was brimming with missles and the missles were all painted white. (If any of you have ever seen a Naval Vessel pull into port, the launchers are loaded with blue missles. The ship gets to show off their weaponry without having “live” missles on the launchers.) Not long after I saw the ship, I noticed a white puff of smoke develope from the Port side of the ship, and 30 seconds later, there was a huge geyser of water followed by an explosion off of our Port Bow. I heard and read about ship’s “putting one across the bow” in movies and books but I’d never seen it happen. It didn’t take anyone very long to figure out what was up, and the ship quickly did a “hard to Port” and we got the hell out of there.

   The other instance was the next year in the Eastern Mediterranian. We were on “Picket Station” near 21 degrees North, 21 degrees East. During that time, the Soviets use to fly their “Bears” right over those co-ordinates on their way to Egypt. At the time, Yassar Arafat had his boys hijacking airplanes and blowing them up in Lebanon and we were there to keep an eye on things. We’d spent a considerable amount of time cruising along at a speedy 3 knots with our Radar’s watching the sky. There wasn’t anything more boring than sailing in circles with nothing to do but sail in circles, so when I found out that there was going to be an “underway refueling” I went up on the Signal’s bridge to watch.

   Underway refueling is quite an operation to see. One of the bos’n’s mates would either throw or shoot a “monkey’s fist” across to the Oiler, and from that, they’d pull across a heavier line, followed by an even heavier one. Then they would rig up some pullies, and the Oiler would feed across huge fuel hoses to re-fill our bunkers. During this particular operation, the Soviets had manuvered a Destroyer Escort behind the two of us to watch and film the evolution. The Soviets hadn’t learned yet how to do this, and I’m not sure if they’ve ever learned, but none-the-less, they were there. Everything was going along just fine, when the Soviets decided to test our “Emergeny Breakaway Procedures” and brought that little ship right up between us. They had almost got to the first fuel line when the deck hands put their ax’s to the lines and broke them away. Both of our ships immediatly veered off in opposite directions spilling #5 crude oil all over our ship, and pumping hundreds of gallons into the ocean.

   In both situations the Navy’s had put their crews and ships in a dangerous position, and if the gunner’s mates on the Moskva or the deck hands on the Columbus hadn’t been well trained, I wouldn’t be sitting here writing about it. My brother and I laugh when we talk about “the good old days” but it’s with a nervous laugh.

May 17, 2006

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

   I took Mark to the doctors Monday to have his staples removed and x-rays taken. The x-rays show that he’s healing nicely but he won’t be able to walk on it for at least the next four weeks. The doctor said that after four weeks, he’ll start his re-habitation, so I think he’s in for a long summer. Doctors are noncomittal but it looks to me like he’ll have a lot of pain to go through before he can walk again. As time goes on, I’ll give a report on what this kid is going to go through.

   On a lighter note, Don Zipp of Eckerman fame is a father once again. He and Carolyn have been blessed with a 7lb 8oz baby girl named Madelynn Jean Zipp. At 21″ she’s allready a “keeper” and would make any fisherman proud to have in his creel. As with many other factions in our lives, we share another; we both now have a Precious. I wish them all the very best.