Archive for August, 2006

31 Aug ‘06

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

   “21 days now”. That’s the first thing Jan said to me when I got up this morning. I noticed yesterday, on the way to Eckerman, that the trees up there are turning a little faster than they are here. In the seven years I’ve been going up there, the color was at it’s peak while we were there. It looks like it’s going to be that way this year.

   I got an email from Don this morning that told me not to worry about the bears not showing up at the pile. The year he got one, he had very little activity for three weeks running, so I won’t take it too seriously. It might be better this way anyways, maybe now I can get through a day without some scenario running through my head.

  

 

30 Aug ‘06

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

   This trip to the bait pile didn’t turn out so good, there wern’t any tracks around the pile, and only three logs had been moved off of it. I could still see a LOAD of smoked fish skins, but the bread seems to be gone so I’m thinking that maybe it was the red squirrels. That doesn’t account for the three moved logs, but maybe a couple of them are on steroids. I dropped in 50# of dogfood, and 5 gallons of grease and hopefully, Doug will see some results when he goes up this weekend.

   There’s some interesting doin’s going on across the street. The Elliots have a new outhouse, and it’s a beauty. The architecture is late 20th/early 21st Century, and combined with the view, it’s a nice addition to the neighborhood. I might even head over there one morning to test it out. I still think Zipp’s two seater is the most ’stylish’ of them all, but hey, I’m just an old guy with memories of a time long lost.

   For all of you who are heading across the bridge for the Labor Day weekend, you’d better pack up and get on the road tonight. It took me three hours to get up there today, and only two to get back, so be forwarned.

28 Aug ‘06

Monday, August 28th, 2006

   23 days and a wake-up, and it’s getting worse. Just a few minutes ago, I was sitting on my front porch watching the finch’s feed and I saw a black bear cub walk out of the bracken from the right. This little critter was just a ball of fun and he was enjoying everything about him. Not ten seconds behind him, another came out, and behind him, the Mom. As the cubs climbed in and out of the tangle of limbs, the mom kept looking back over her back, the way she’d come. Her ears perker up and then her nose went way in the air and she huffed. When I looked back down at the cub’s, they were gone. The big female gave one of those logs a lick and she ambled on after her cubs. A few minutes after they left, another bear, half again as big came up to the pile. This one started pulling that pile apart. Most of the work, it did with it’s nose, but when something needed a little extra it just reached down and gave it a fling. Grease all over it’s nose and as far back as it’s ears, started chowing down on the goodies at the bottom. All I could see was it’s ass, when I heard a crack, back the way all these bears had come. The one in the hole bolted and my heart started into Aahrythmia’s. This is the one I’ve been waiting for, the one that’s going to give me the story of a lifetime. I looked back to the right, and there’s some finch’s feeding off the thistle feeder..

   That’s pretty much how my day’s have been going.

27 August 1968

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

   38 years ago today, I was inducted into the United States Navy. For the most part, the time I spent in Ft. Wayne, Detroit, waiting for the ceremony and the buss ride to Great Lakes was uneventfull. As I sat there, I saw that four young men who thought they were going into the Army, were transfered into the Marine Corps. If those boys had it to do over again, I’d bet they inlisted like I did. One man thought he was going in for 2 years, and it turned out to be 4, so I’ll bet he was a little suprised too. The ONE thing I remember clearly, like it happend yesterday, were the last four words in the induction ceremony; “So help me God”. I meant it when I said it then, and I still do.

The End

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

   I just read this in the “Outhouse”, the forum not the building, and I’d like to put it here too…

All through his childhood, he wanted to be an astronaut, but nobody ever prepared him for this. Peter Pembroke shook his head in disbelief. Of course they hadn’t prepared him. It would have blown their big secret.

“What do you mean, there’s nothing out there?” he demanded, looking between the NASA representative and another astronomer.

“There’s nothing. It’s all been a ruse. We sent up a few probes at the beginning of the space program and–nada. Nothing’s up there.”

Peter shook his head again. “I don’t understand. How can there be nothing? There are stars, galaxies, an entire universe to explore!”

“Yeah. Yeah, we were banking on that, but…no go. Sorry, Pembroke, but that’s all it is. There’s nothing up there. The stars? Just anomalies. Galaxies? Blurry anomalies. The universe ends at Pluto.” The NASA representative shrugged helplessly. “I was just as disappointed at you, trust me. But what could we do? There was too much money invested in the program to start going around telling people that there’s nothing in outer space.”

“So what’s there? I mean, does it just end?”

“There’s a big wall, actually. We’ve done our best to penetrate it, but nothing’s gotten through so far.”

“A big wall,” Peter echoed, incredulous. This was absurd. A big wall?

“A big wall.” The scientist nodded his head. “We were just as baffled as you.”

“So what did you do?”

“We turned to theologians, priests, the like. We worked with archaeologists to scour the earth for some explanation.” The guy from NASA glanced at his counterpart before continuing, leaning forward on his elbows. “You won’t like it.”

“Try me.”

“We found another book of the Bible, kind of a last word from God.”

“And..?”

“It warned against the exploration of space, saying that the universe was incomplete. He was only interested in what happened on earth, so why put in all the effort of making an infinite realm with infinite worlds and stars?”

It took Peter a while to respond to that. He’d always attended church; his mother had been very determined to see to that. Nothing had ever hinted at God’s laziness before. “So you’re telling me…”

“Yeah. We are. It’s just us, God, and some angels.”

He had to laugh. He really did. This, from scientists? These two men were two of the top minds in the country, and this was their explanation? Peter rose from his seat. “I’m sorry. If this is some sort of joke, I don’t find it very funny.”

“It’s no joke, Pembroke. Please, sit down. We can show you the scrolls.”

Peter hesitated. “Why? I mean, why are you telling me this? You could’ve just sent me on my way, saying I didn’t qualify for the program.”

“Yeah, well. We’re considering alerting the public, given the circumstances, and we wanted to see how you’d react to gauge the public reaction.”

One of them pushed an ancient scrap of parchment toward him. Carefully, he took up the tweezers that the scientist had used to move it, pulling it closer. It resembled the pictures he had seen of the Dead Sea Scrolls, the parchment yellowed and burned in many places. He frowned. “This could be anything. Besides, I don’t read this language.”

“No, of course you don’t. Here.” The other man handed him a lamented text, and Peter took it as well, sitting back to read it.

And the Lord spoke, saying, “And on the day of the summer solstice, when your world stands on end, the universe will begin to contract…”

Peter frowned. “I don’t understand what this means. Contract?”

They exchanged glances. “The lost book details what might happen if the apocalypse never comes. It seems so many people were prepared for it that God never got around to it. Now we’re faced with this: God’s done with his little art project. Now he’s going to smash it.”

“Smash it!” Peter almost found himself on his feet. “What do you mean, smash it?”

“Well, while we’re all prepared for the end of the world, we’ve been so busy trying to stop it from coming that we forgot its purpose: to bring the glory of the kingdom of God to Earth and eradicate evil. And he’s tired of waiting.”

“Bored, you could say.”

“Bored. With us.” Peter’s voice fell flat.

“That’s right. And now, that wall we mentioned? It’s collapsing. That is, it’s getting closer everyday, on all sides. Pluto and Neptune are already gone.”

The rest of the conversation was a blur, but it narrowed down to this: Peter, and the rest of the world, had one year left before God finished clearing the clay off his pottery wheel. He thanked them for their time, signed the papers swearing himself to secrecy until NASA made the announcement, and slipped away to his home in Orlando.

A year.

How do you stop God from destroying the universe?

He stood over his bathroom sink, watching himself brush his teeth. “Bored, are you? All right then. Let’s make it a little less boring!”

Peter called a friend at a local television station and got himself a one minute slot on the evening news. He made his announcement, and NASA surprised him by backing him up. The world was in an uproar. Believers wavered between disbelief and fury. More scientifically inclined folks looked the situation more dead in the eye–if we only have a year to live, then let’s live it!

The first month brought total chaos and destruction. Every small time criminal in the world thought it would be the perfect time to loot and riot and smoke and snort and shoot. Police forces everywhere worked triple time getting the mob under control. The second month brought harder times when people stopped showing up to work. Food wasn’t being processed and transported or sold. People were beginning to starve. Water supplies were running low. Most electrical suppliers shut down, leaving the world in darkness. Hospitals were closed. Diseases ran rampant.

Strangely, no wars had broken out. Too busy managing their own nations, armies were focused inward, with their only outward calls going for more help. Nations learned to work together, and gradually, the fires stopped burning. With the promise of safety, the good people of earth returned to work. Crops were harvested, food began to move again. Power came back on. Slowly, gradually, the world righted itself. The panic had subsided, and with that triumph came an odd sort of peace.

Peter watched it all from his front porch, leaning against the railing. It seemed that the apocalypse had come and gone, and people proved themselves to be the devils and the angels. The plagues had been fewer than the bible called for. There had never been any fiery rain from the heavens. And in the end, people had sorted it out on their own.

For the first time in human history, there was peace.

Growing up, Peter had always thought that roaming the heavens was what he wanted to do. He had prepared himself everyday, studying, learning to fly, pressing his body with new challenges. He had readied himself for every possible emergency in space, hoping that his hard work would someday benefit mankind.

But nobody had ever prepared him for this.[/i]

Sea bats

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

   I’d come topside from the Port side, after messdecks, and had just walked around the corner to the fantail, when I saw a bos’n leaning over a box. Back about three or four feet stood two more sailors, leaning on their broom’s. It didn’t take long for another sailor, who was walking by, stop and ask what the first guy was looking at. “Why, it’s a SEA BAT boot!, havn’t you ever seen one before?”, the bos’n said. Then he stood up and looked down at this kid and said; “These things are pretty damned rare boy, but if you want to take a look, make sure you don’t let him out”. So this kid leans way over to peek just under a corner of the box, and just before he got a look, he gets a broom upside his ass. He jumped up and turned around, all pissed off, and there’s 30 guys standing there laughing at him.

   The next guy was a little different. This one had a cross on his collar and three full stripes on his sleeve. The ship’s Chaplain had been out for a stroll when he heard a lot of laughter from the fantail so he stopped by to see what was up. He see’s a sailor leaning down over a box, with three guys, leaning on brooms a few feet behind. As with the Commander, as he was with the boot, he explained the best he could what was in the box. As the Chaplain leaned over, the sailor looked up at the after radar mounting and gave the Captain a questioning look. The Captain smiled a warm and friendly smile and chuckled a little. The sailors took that as a “Have at it” and had at it. This time, when the Chaplain looked up, he immediatly bent over again, to try once more. This time when the sailor looked up at the after radar mount, the CO, and the XO were both holding their sides and the Captain waved him on. The bos’n gave it a good swing and really let him have it. Everyone even near the fantail was laughing and clapping. The Chaplin jumped up this time and gave a glaring look to the bos’n and the bos’n looked up at the mount. The Chaplain did likewise and the CO lost it again so the Chaplain new he’d been had, and nothing he could do about it. So, all you ‘want to be sailors’ take note…

 

Grand Harbor, Valetta, Malta.

Friday, August 25th, 2006

   I would be willing to bet, that when Saul of Tarsus shipwrecked on the shores of Malta, he was heading for this harbor. 99% of it is surrounded by the island, the other 1% is an opening just big enough to let us in. I was only able to watch once, in the many times we’d pulled into that port, but it was enough. The ship passed through that opening with only 50′ on each side. It may sound like a lot to someone in a row boat, but we wern’t in no row boat. We were in Malta for Thanksgiving two years in a row, and we had to feed the liberty section of the U.S.S. America both years. She had to anchor way off shore, and the seas would get so high, that the liberty boats were prohibited from running. Two years in a row I missed out on Turkey and gravy, and someone from that ship, owes me a dinner.

   On my first visit to that island, I signed up for the local tour, which is a pretty good move. I guy can sit on the bus, see some interesting spots while learning about it’s history, and find the best route down to the ’Gut’. Every Navy port has a gut, and it’s one street that is FULL of bars, sometimes there’s two or three streets, but I think Valetta had one.

   The tour took me through structures that have been here for 5,000 years. Up in the hills there is a ’town’ of stone ruins that were constructed during the stone age. You can see in different doorways, the holes that had been punched through rock a foot thick, to attach the door. Farther on, I was taken to a cave that was found in one of the neighborhoods of the city.

   Someone was digging a well for a home there, and after chiseling through the rock they fell in rather than find water. Fortunatley, they’ve installed a staircase since, so we got to go down and have a look. The cave, which was all man-made, had three or four rooms, and two of the rooms were pretty unique. One of them, had the skeletal remains of over 5,000 people. The bones had all been smashed into little pieces and then deposited into this room. Evidently, there were few spots to bury the dead, so after the body would decompose, it would be moved into another room where the bones would be smashed and placed in storage. It’s the next room where my life changed in a way.

   There was one room, the largest, that was 20′ squared, there wern’t any adornments on the walls, or evidence of there being mounuments in it. Next to it, was another room. This one was much smaller, maybe 3′ x 4′ and in the wall adjacent to the large room, is a hollow chiseld into it. The hole is 8″ dia. at the wall, but it’s chiseled to a void that’s 1′ deep and 18″ wide, in a bowl shape. Our guide explained to us what it was for, and how it worked. It’s one of the first evidences of human’s using religion to control the people. People seeking advice or a general announcement could be done in that room. One of the High Priests would pass on his suplications, arm’s upraised, and speak to the Gods. They would wait expectantly until the God answered them! Up front and personal. Our guide asked a woman to speak into this void and we listened. You could hardly hear her, but when a man spoke into it, it THUNDERED. The island remained like that for a long time and the next spot we stopped at was where St. Paul preached.

   In the outskirts of town, there was a cave found that had served as a catacomb for the Christians. We were taken down a staircase that led into a meeting room, that was 30′x30′ and lined with hand hewn beds in the rock. There were four beds from the floor to the ceiling and each was maybe 5′ long. They even had pillows chiseled into them. In one of them, the glassed over one and had a skeleton laid out. From this room were many hallways and at the time I was there, not all of them had been surveyed. There was even a troop of girl scouts down in there somewhere that hadn’t been found yet. I’m not real sure if that was the truth, but we didn’t venture down any of those hallways. In the center of the main chamber is a raised dias with a statue of St. Paul where he spoke to his followers. That was quite a moment for me when I reached across the barrier and touched the stone from where he spoke. There’s a whole lot I don’t agree with, with Paul, but he left a great impression wherever he spoke. When I was in Athens, I visited another spot he was at, and I could feel the same strength in the stone. From there, the tour went on to see how the other half of that population lived.

   The Ville was pretty much in ruins but there was enough left to see how well the Roman’s were living. What impressed me about them were the pools. There were several floors and pool bottoms that had mosiac’s in them and they were astonishing.  One hill over from this place was a Crusade era castle.

   The Castle came with a moat and a draw bridge, parapets, ‘hot oil ports’, and twisting streets. This place was the real deal. We were taken around the place and the guide explained about the defensive characteristics of it. If or when they finally broke the front door down, they would find themselves in a small court with arrows raining down on them. If that wasn’t working out too well, there were ports in the walls where hot oil could be poured to finish off the real tough ones. If they got beyond that, the streets were narrow and twisting so it would be hard for an invader to run rampent throughout the town. The next stop was in town, and it’s attraction happend in the Second World War.

   Valetta when I was there, was mostly Christian, and I think had been since Paul left for Rome. There are signs on the streets that say; “Be kind in your words and thoughts”, like we would see sign’s that say; “No Parking”. There are several church’s in town and this one was typical, other than having an unexploded 500# bomb sitting in the vestibule. During their frequent air raids, while the Germans were trying to sink Malta, the town’s people would gather in the church’s for comfort. During one of these raids, this bomb dropped through the dome above the alter, hit the marble floor just in front of the alter and traveled down the center isle and out the front door. All this happend during the communion ceremony, and not one person was hurt. You can look up and see where the damage to the dome had been repaired, the nick in the marble floor is still there, and the bomb with a dent where it hit. The last stop was at fleet landing and there was something interesting going on there too.

   On the night before the Columbus would pull into a port, the ship’s Chaplin would give us a talk on the 1mc. He’d tell us some history of the place, some of its laws and customs, and different things that were unique to the place. With Valetta it was brass door knockers and lace. I can’t attest to the knockers, ‘though I did see a few nice sets, it was the lace that got my attention. Right next to the entrance to fleet landing was a small building with these hand loom’s along the walls. Three or four of them were in the process of making table cloths and the intracacies of this operation was amazing. This lady would sit there rotating spindles of thread, over and under and between each other and come out as a design. I don’t know which culture brought those machines to the island, but the ladies there, were making great use of them. From that point, we took a utility boat back to the ship, but that night, one of my buddies swam it.

   We had what they called “Cinderella Liberty”, that is, you had to be back to the ship by midnight. One of the guys I worked with missed the last boat, but rather than get reported as A.W.O.L. or worse yet, miss ships movement, he made a swim for it. It was about a quarter mile from the landing docks and the ship, and he was saluting the Officer of the Deck at 8 bells. They figured out a way to charge him with something to make a point, but it wasn’t for Absent WithOut Leave.

Four weeks from today…

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

…It’ll be 10:45am and I’ll be half-way between the corner of I-75 and Moran, on the way to Eckerman. Jan and Mark will be on their way to Arkansas, and Albert will’ve allready started to wonder when his dinner will be put out.

   I talked to Don yesterday and filled him in on what the situation was at the bait pile, and he gave me some instructions on what to do next. He said that from the sound of it, the Bear is probably the dominate male that’s been spotted in the neighborhood. By “the neighborhood” I mean a conglomoration of building’s, ranging from tar paper huts to one establishment that dispences ‘liquid sandwich’s’ and jalepieno poppers; and word had it that he is a very large animal. So, I have a chance at shooting one weighing between 350 and 400 hundred pounds. The next couple of trips, I’ll be taking a smaller amount of bait, and will start training him to my feeding habits. Every time I go in there now, I’ll bang on the sides of the 5 gallon pales on my way out. When it comes time for hunting, I’ll ask an extra guy to walk in with us, and then bang on the pale on the way out. These animals may be dumb, but they’re not stupid. Instead of using bread, I’m going to start using bags of dog food. For as much rain as the U.P. gets this time of year, the water will swell up those little nuggets and it’ll turn into a nice meal. Along with the dogfood, I’ll take up a couple bags of sugar and maybe some more molassis. I’ve still got a lot of that yet, ’cause I don’t use a whole lot at one time. Don told me to take it easy on that stuff, ’cause he’d see video’s of what happens to a bear that’s had too much. Then, after we start hunting, we’ll load it up big, on a daily basis, and see what happens.

   Along those lines, Doug is going to bring up his video camera this year. Mine took a dump, and I’d really like to get this all on tape. I’ve got two of my deer shot’s on tape and they’re neet to watch. They’re nice to take to parties too when you’ve got a load of tree huggers over for dinner. It really gets the conversation’s going!

   I checked out the spot where I was going to put up the tent, and it’s too small. I’ll put it over on the other side of where Sally’s buried. It’s a little further from the outhouse, but then again, sometimes thats a good thing.

   In more important news; Pluto is no longer a planet. This is going to cost the publishing industries millions! and what’s Disney going to do? That poor dog is out of a job! See? That’s how these cut-backs have hit a new low, we can’t even afford 9 planets anymore….

Second baiting

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

   Jan, Mark and I got to Eckerman around 11am and introduced ourselves to Randy and Lisa Zipp, Randy is Don’s younger brother. They’d been up for the last couple of days working on the cabin, and they were just on their way out. Randy had put up some trim around a window, and Lisa mudded in the rest of the cultured stone they have behind the wood stove. That cabin is looking really civilized, and its easy to tell the two brothers have women in thier lives.

   Anyway, when we got back to the bait pile, it looked like it had taken a direct hit from a bomb. There were logs thrown everywhere, and some of them are pretty good sized. I didn’t see any tracks, but Randy had told me that it had rained 2″ in 3 hours two days before, so I wasn’t expecting to see any. I didn’t see any trail cutting through the braken fern so it may have walked down the same trail as we did. I didn’t see any trees in the area that had claw marks up the trunks a ways, but I may have missed that. From the looks of the debris around the bait pile, I’d rather NOT see how far up those claw marks are going to be. I’ll keep a watch though, and pass it on if I see any.

   We carried in: 4, 5gallon pails of bread; 2, 5 gallon jugs of oil; 2, 5 gallon pails of smoked fish, 1/2 gallon of Maple syrup, 1 package of dried cranberries, one jar of raspberry jelly, and 1/2 gallon of molassis. Next time, I’ll be taking up 50 pounds of dry dog food, another 5 gallons of oil, and anything else anyone wants to bring by.

   If I don’t shoot this thing, it’s going to die of hardening of the arteries, and I’d feel bad about that.

22 August ‘06

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

   Any doubts about Mark’s injuries causing any problems with his golf game were dispeled yesterday, after he beat me by 10 strokes at the Mallard. The last two games we had played were both won by me, and he was even talking about giving the game up alltogether. His first smack off the ‘T’ might have changed his thinking a little bit as the ball went 250 yards, and then after he was on the green in two, he gained a little more confidence. As the game wore on, he kept hitting it harder and with even more accuracy and I knew I was pretty much doomed. Now it’s back to the old days when he’d trounce me hole after hole and it’s nice to see a smile on his face again.

   I talked to Doug yesterday and E.J., one of the Carpenters I use to work with, has donated a load of bear bait. He’s giving me a load of frozen bread and fish! He also gave me some ideas for other baits I can use too. He said that bear love dry dog food, and sunflower seeds, mixed in grease and poured on the pile. So tomorrow, on the way through Petoskey, we’ll stop at Wal-Mart and get the dog food and seeds to add to what he’s given me. I’m glad I’m taking Mark along with me tomorrow, ’cause I’m going to need a lot of help carrying all this stuff back in there.

   Last night while we were visiting some friends camping at the tourist park, we met one of the engineers who is working of the road construction here in town. He said that the road is going to be built using a new method. Instead of the conventional method, this one will be ‘floating’. There will be a layer of geotextile fabric laid and then filled with cinders, and then sealed in with another layer of fabric. He said the soil that’s there now, is stuff that’s been put down over sawdust and marle and not the best stuff to have under concrete. He’s never seen it used before, but has been assured this is the way to go. Time will tell…