Archive for October, 2006

Izmir, Turkey

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

   On my first cruise, ‘69/’70, I was given an opportunity to do something that very few American’s ever will. I went into the mountains of Western Turkey, and hunted Russian Boar.

   About a week before we pulled into Izmir, Turkey, my brother met me on the ASROC deck as we were both heading up to assume the watch. On the way, he told me that he’d reserved a spot to go Boar hunting, but that he couldn’t go. I don’t remember the reason, nor do I really care, but I was sure glad to get the opportunity. Butch also told me that one of his buddies had a dbl barrel 12ga I could use if I wanted to go. Holy Crap, did I want to go! The guys who didn’t have access to their own weapon, the Marine Corps provided them with Model 12 Winchesters and all the 00 buck we could carry. I was using a Baretta 12ga side by each, that was worth more than I’d make in 10 years. It was an absolutly beautiful weapon, he’d had it custom fit in Naples, with Silver inlay and a covey of quail carved into the stock. I didn’t see it until the morning we left on the hunt, and it was too late by then.

   A week later, the twenty or so of us, who were going on the tour assembled at 0600 on the fantail in dungarees and work jackets. It was quite a sight as the bunch of us went down the ladder to the Utility boat. Dungarees and shotguns, heading for the beach with a bunch of pissed of Turks waiting for us. Me lei had just broke the news a couple weeks before and the Communists all across Europe were giving us holy hell for it. By the time we got to Izmir, the Turkish military had allready killed a couple hundred students in Istanbul, but I was the only one of the group that knew that. Naturally, I was a little aprehensive about it all, and it would have been nice to warn these guys, but I’d read it in the Secret Reports and therefore, I couldn’t.

   It was still dark when we got to Fleet Landing, and with the Turkish Army in control, we got right into one of those “duce and a half’s” and headed out of town. On the truck waiting for us was an E-7 Air Force and he kinda filled us in on our way up the mountain of the day ahead. First off, he told us to keep our heads in the truck until he said otherwise. The cover of the truck was a tarpolion that we could lift up and look outside, but don’t even do that until he said so. We all sat there for the next half hour, rocking back and forth, and generally going slower as time went on. When we came to a stop the first time, the Sergeant told us that we could look out now, but he didn’t recommend it. He then said he was going to ride up front from there until we pulled into the next town, and he’d give us more instructions then. With that, he jumped out and when we heard the front door slam, we looked outside. The guys on the left side of the truck looked first, and all they could see when they pulled up the tarp was marble. Raw, living, marble and about a foot from their faces. Even in the half light of morning, it was a brilliant white. One of the guys on that side looked at me and said, “Well?”. I lifted up my side and I could see a mountain range about 40 miles away, and a ridge after that, and more, right to the horizon. I got chills when I stared to look down, as I kept hoping to see something closer, but it wasn’t to be. Not until I stuck my head out of the side, could I see the road. As I was looking down I could hear the Sergent up front laughing his ass off. “I warned ya”.

   There were many times on that ride up and back where the truck would have to stop, back up while turning the wheel, and then turn it back to continue on. Every once in a while one of us would lift up the tarp and after ignoring how close we were to all dieing, we enjoyed the view. After two hours or so of this, we pulled into a very small village and the sergeant came to the back.

   He lifted up the tarp, and then dropped the tail gate telling us we could all get out and stretch our legs. I looked out the back and saw a village that probably hadn’t changed in two thousand years. All of the homes were built out of marble, but not a single piece had been cut. These were all mud and marble chunks. The pieces resembled the rip-rap you see used as erosion control near rivers and hillsides, but it was all mudded together. The buildings were all only 6′ tall with 5′ doors, and nothing was plum nor level. The window’s were all wood frame with glass and the doors looked to be solid wood rather than hides, but it wasn’t long ago that they wern’t. When we started jumping out of the truck I saw somthing that I’d never seen before. Every person on that street, dropped to the ground, and spread their arms and legs as far apart as they could make them. When the Sergeant saw what was happening, he quickly told us to put the guns back in the truck, and do it quietly. Once we did this, everyone stood up, dusted themselves off, and went on about their day like nothing happend. Try that in Charlevoix and see what happens. He then told us we could go over to the tea shop next to the truck, and get something to drink.

   After stooping to get into this little store, I saw in the left corner, an open fire with a silver tea urn nestled into the coals. The man running the coals looked to be 100 years old, and with the turbin and all, reminded me of a National Geographic picture. The guy running the counter looked to be a lot younger, but you could allready see what life does to a person living here. He didn’t speak a word of English, naturally, so I asked the Sergeant if he thought the guy could break a five dollar bill? I wasn’t allowed any liberty in Izmir because of the clearance so I hadn’t exchanged any money. He laughed and told me that if I was so inclined, I could BUY the place for five dollars, and he ended up paying for the tea. When I asked him how much I owed him he said “One tenth of one penny, it’s on me”. This stuff was honest to God, no bullshit joe, real TEA. I tried standing my spoon up in it three times before I could show the guys. In another corner where four locals enjoying their cup while sharing a bowl from the hookah. To this day I’ve never smelled again what those guys were burning in there, but they seemed to be enjoying it. While I sat there looking out the window, I watched an ass walk into town and make a left at the next corner. I sat there for another half hour and never saw anyone looking for it. The sergeant loaded us all back into the truck to drive up to where we’d be hunting.

   After offloading onto a platau he told us how the hunt was going to work and what we’d have to do. He was going to lead us up the mountain side climbing another 200′, and then stretch us out in a long line. Down below us another 300′, there would be a sting of ‘beaters’ working their way up the mountain. It was these beaters that were his major concern.

   The major concern was that some of them may get eaten doing their job. When I first heard about this hunt and they told me boars, I pictured Javelena’s. Little wild pigs, who are very bad tempered, about the size of a medium sized dog. I saw a movie once where this yellow dog get’s bit and everyone cries at the end, but I was thinking of the wrong animal. Wild Russian Boars get to be 600# and they’re even meaner than those little piggies. The sergeant told us of his ex-commanding officer who was up on this mountain a year before, and they were still reconstructing his legs. That boar had killed two beaters before he set his sights on the colonel, and he had pumped 5 rounds of 00 buck into it. If the animal hadn’t stopped to start eating the colonel, he might have escaped, but some help showed up and they ate him instead. The sergeant looked over at me and shook his head. I looked down at that pretty shotgun and thought “Oh shit”. He told us that the closer the beaters came, the better the chances were that we’d see one, or two, but if it’s at all possible, shoot the boar before they started to eat the beaters.

   He led us all up the mountain and just before I reached the next plateau, I picked up a piece of Turkey and stuck it in my pocket. The brush growing on the sides of this mountain grew in clumps and they were all about 8′ high. He placed two or three of us in each clearing, (three in mine after the sergeant warned me again about only having two rounds) and we positioned ourselves as best we could. Not long after that, we could hear these guys working their way up the mountain, beating on buckets and pots. Talk about being scared shitless! It was only 15′ to the other side of the clearing and if we were going to see something, it was going to be ugly and fast. We stood there defending our station until we heard “No shoot” from the brush just below us, and for some reason I felt better.  It would have been nice to kill one of those things, but generally, I like the odds being on my side. I took the time then to just look at what was in front of me. For as far as I could see there were mountain’s just like the one I was on, with rain clouds and the sun shining down inbetween them. It was truely a magnificant vision, and wondered how it would have been for an ancient people walking from Troy, which is right next to Izmir, to the lands of the East.

   They drove us all back down the mountain, and took us to an Enlisted man’s club for dinner and some drinks. There was something there I’d never seen before. As we were all laughing and eating, there were women outside in the rain, standing next to burning barrels. I took my plate out to see them and they were the wives of the enlisted men inside. We invited them all in, but they wern’t allowed to, the laws there forbid it. Given the chance to stand inside with a bunch of bus drivers, or stand out in the rain with American speaking women, we all ended up outside. One of the ladies told me some of the other laws there; a policeman was also, a judge, a jury, and a prosecuter. You could be arrested for jay walking and if you gave the policeman any trouble, he could shoot you right on the spot. If you blew your car horn, there it meant; I see you, go ahead and do what you were going to do. One of the officers there had blew his horn at someone, and when they continued to walk off the curb, he ran him down. Under such a law, the person getting hit was guilty also, if he hadn’t been there to begin with, he wouldn’t have been hit. They BOTH go to jail. If your lucky enough to make it to court, and your found guilty, your sent to one of those villages up in the mountain’s where you’ll live for the next 10 to 15 years. The police drive you up there and drop you off, the town is told who you are and what you’ve done, and it’s up to them to see if you live or not. If they’re friendly, they’ll help you build one of those mud huts, if not, your on your own. At the bottom of the mountain is a ‘compound’ where your wife will live. They look very similar to the villages up above, but there’s wire around them. Every day, men will come into the compound and walk down the streets looking for something to screw. When they find one, she gives the guy a ticket and he turns it into the guard when he pays for it on the way out. Once your ‘fine’ has been paid, they drive back up the mountain and bring you back.

   After a great dinner and some wonderfull conversations, they drove us all back to the ship, and life got back to normal.

28 Oct ‘06

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

   I was looking through “The Outhouse” in another section of this website and I noticed a high volume of readers to some of the topics. What I was kinda hoping for was as many remarks as there are readers. It’s pretty obvious that those who are on there now are all family, as I come from a family of REAL BULLSHITERS, but don’t let these guys prevent you all from having your say. When it gets right down to it, everyone has an opinion and a right to say it. Me ‘n Unkabootch both served in the Navy, to make sure it remained that way. It would be a shame if I ended up eating stringy roast beef for three years, for nothing. Both of my brother’s have a bullshit factor of 7.5 (out of a possible 10), so some of the comments they make are just to keep the argument going. I have three kids involved in it, and their BS factor is about 2, but they’re young, they’ll learn.

   Anyway, if your interested and can’t figure out the directions to log in, please send a bitch to my daughter at: katlang3817@yahoo.com . She’s a good girl and I’m sure she can help you out.

Donald Zipp for Michigan’s next Governor!!!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

   Don and I had a talk on the phone a couple days ago, and during it, Don asked me if I was going to vote for Granholm, and I said “NO”. “Oh, are you going to vote for DeVos?”, he asked, and I told him “I have to, I’m a Republican”. Good Lord, what do you do when the two major entry’s into this years election have to be such loosers? It’s not really Jennifer’s fault either. Both houses are filled with Republicans, so she only has one chance, and Slim left town. I don’t trust “Tricky Dicky”, he’s a good God fearing conservative and all, but I’m afraid his God has a goldish tint to it. He many not know he’s pissing off God, and I hope he gets to see the error’s of his ways before it’s too late. “So what are you going to do?” Don asked and I said “I’m going to vote for you”.

   We all know Don is a straight up guy, with better morals than a lot of people I know, so he’ll make a lousy politition. That’s exactly what this Government needs, is someone who’s honest and wants to do the right thing. But we all have to promise him that he won’t have to do it twice. He can raise as much hell as he wants in that Building, and piss off everybody in it. What’s more, during this time, he’ll ask US what we want done, and we’ll tell him. He’ll give us one month to gather up all the ideas we come up with, and then he’ll add ‘em all up and see what’s really important. All this stuff he takes to both houses and show’s them what the people want, regardless of their party’s. These two factions should be looking out for their people, NOT their party’s.

   So, on November 6th, go to your polls, grab a pencil that’s sitting there, and write down DON ZIPP, on the write in section. While your there, vote yes on Prop 3. I love the cooing sound and all that, but damn those things are fun to shoot at! Tastey too!!

   One other thing…Don don’t know I’m writing this, so it’ll be a big suprise when he wakes up November 7th, in real deep doo doo.

24 Oct ‘06

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

   Do you guys remember last summer when we were hosts to all those “down-state visitors” aka “Fudgies, cone suckers, etc.”? Well, I found out where they live. We went down to Grand Rapids to see our son and his girlfriend along with seeing his apartment last weekend. Evidently, it was “Rectal Orifice Friday” because we saw a LOT of them out on the roads. It’s been some years since I lived in a highly populated area and I’d forgotten all about that weekly holiday. Everybody down there thinks we’re all moron’s because we choose to live in such a backwater invironment, but I think they’ve got it all backwards. Near as I can tell, we’re all pretty civilized up here, we wave to each other; let each other in during traffic tie-ups and we DON’T try and take each other out (insert throat slashing motion here) using a vehicle. In all fairness, once they get into a building or walking down a street, they behave remarkedly well. Maybe we should build parking lots on the outskirts of our towns and let them all park there and have them walk.

19 Oct ‘06

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

   Michigan Voters! Vote yes on Proposition 3. That’s right, YES! For years now this state has put up with millions (and I mean MILLIONS) of that Godless creature that has been raiding our bird feeders everywhere. Taking away food from creatures that truely deserve to eat, whereas that gray soulless bird eats it all up, and then sit’s outside our window’s and screach’s that cooing sound. How many mornings have you been awakend way too early because those bastards what MORE of your food? How many times have you hunters been out after woodcock and partridge and your aim is faltered by the flocks of those things getting in your sights instead. How many gourmet meals have WE been deprived of because some left winged, tree hugging LIBERAL wants to LORD their beliefs over ours? If we let them get away with this, soon, very very soon, they will be taking away any hunting rights. “Oh look! a Pheasant, see how pretty they are, how can those evil hunters even THINK of killing one of those poor creatures” will be next. Then it’ll be the those tree rodents with the bushy tails, “Oh look! it’s Rocky, look how pretty those poor creatures are, how can any God fearing butt wipe even CONSIDER killing one” they’ll say next. Then it’ll be “Little Bunny Foo Foo” and then you all know what it’ll be next….yeah, BAMBI! You think I’m kidding? Go ahead and sit on your ass this November and see what happens.

Bear bait

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

01 Oct

   At 4:30 when I got up to relieve my bladder, the light in the cabin was on and there was some serious yelling was going on. “Get out of my bed you asshole” was one of the things I heard and wondered what in hell was going on in there! Later that morning I got up the nerve to ask Wade what it was all about. Evidently it got pretty drunk in there that night, and Wade ended up climbing into the wrong bunk. It’s not something I’d recommend doing with Carl’s bunk, but since it wasn’t me doing it, I thought it was pretty funny.

   I slept in until 7:30 that morning, which is about as late as I’d gotten up in years. I’d been there 11 days and I still wasn’t ready to end it so I guess it showed. I was sitting there by the fire when I heard a familiar chattering coming from one of those little red devils in the trees. The day before, B.B. had spotted it, and since I wasn’t hunting any more he took a try at putting it out of our misery. There was some fast and furious shooting, but the little bastard got away. This morning, he was standing in the grass about 100′ away and reminding me who was the boss. It didn’t take long for me to retrieve my .22 and have a seat back by the fire. When he showed himself again, I put my cross hairs on his chest and squeezed off one round. He dropped like a rock. I suppose I should feel bad for killing something I wasn’t going to eat, but frankly, I didn’t. It wasn’t the one who’d been giving me such a hard time back at the pine, but he was a relative and it saved me the walk. After retrieving the carcass and hanging it in the tree next to the cabin, I started to pack all my stuff.

   Jan had told me before she left not to forget anything this time. I always seem to leave something there, either from neglect or just a reason to come back. I’d made a point of keeping everything in order at the end of each day, so packing didn’t take nearly as long as it usually does. As the guys got up, they would start to pack their stuff and before long, it was just me packing my truck. They gave me a hand taking down the tarp and the tent, and by the time I had it packed they had swept and cleaned the cabin. I’d told Don that I would make the place presentable before I left, and I’d like to thank the guys for all the help in doing so. All I had to do was swab the deck, turn out the lights and lock the door.

   Jamie had got out a box of clay pigeons and a thrower, so the last thing we did was to have one more trap shoot. We’d all been doing some shooting, so all I had left were 12 rounds and I put them to good use. My precentage dropped some, but it was better than it had been in earlier years, so over-all I did pretty good.

   We all headed out at the same time, Carl in front, Jamie behind him, then me, and B.B. coming up behind. B.B.s allways the last one to leave, and always takes his time getting home. It’s not that he doesn’t want to get there, I just think he loves where he’s at and what he’s doing. As I drove South following Jamie, I thought about the great 11 days I’d just spent, the people I’d spent it with and what I was going to do when I came up next year. It’s always been that way, and with a lot of luck, it’ll continue for many years to come.

   Now I’m sitting here, listening to the Monks boogie down, and how to put it all together into this story. My daughter Katrina is going to do the hard part, she’ll check all the spelling and the grammer, put the pictures in with all this and post it. Without her and all her help this would have just ended up in a note book off in the corner. I’d like to thank her and all the guys who came this year, ’cause without them none of this would have happend.

  

Bear bait

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

30 Sep

   The last day of trout season. 7 years ago, on this very day of the week, I was there for this event. Actually, it was the REASON for this event. Don’s been an A-1, Mod-1, Number 1 trout fisherman all his life. In my family, we celebrated the opening day of trout season, and closing day was usually a day of mourning. Most of us would meet at Grandpa’s, on Union Lake and either spend the day on the end of his dock or in the kitchen getting hammerd on Whiskey Sours or Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. Now I spend opening day fishing Walleye with Doug on Lake Charlevoix, but next year things will be different. My brother Butch has moved back to Michigan. After a long wandering period looking for whatever it was he was looking for; but what I think he was looking for can be found in the headwaters of the Jordan. In honor of Don, and Butch, and my Grandpa, I decided to head over to Highbanks and spend the last day fishing for trout.

   When I got up at 6am, it was of course, still raining. Not long after everyone got up, Jamie’s future brother-in-law, Wade Belford, drove in on his Kowasaki. Wade is another nice guy that has joined the long list of nice guys that this place seems to draw. Back over the years it was Don, Doug, Jamie, and B.B.. Jerimiah, and Bubba, Denis, Mike Anzel, Carl and Brian. Dan Cox, Kent Seymore, Dave Crandall, and “Beagle”. Pat Elliot, “Tooth”, Hunter, Bo, Maggie, and lastly Salley. What a great group of souls to gather with in celebration of another year gone by.

  B.B. helped me put his jonboat in my truck, along with all the gear I’d need, and soon they were off to explore the trails. They were going to head East towards Strongs, and then Northeast towards Monocle Lake and a ridge that runs adjacent to it. From that ridge you can see out over Lake Superior and across to Canada. They would stop at High banks to see how I was doing, and showing me that they didn’t drown in that little mudpuddle mentioned before. I would have thought they were crazy to ride in such lousy weather, but I was about to set in a boat under the same conditions, and I knew I wasn’t crazy.

   It poured all the way to the lake and was still raining when I put the boat in. The weather guessers had told me it would rain until noon, and then clear off some. Must be “clear off some” means “pour some more” up there, ’cause that’s what it did. The guys stopped by and after a couple of beers and some discussion, decided to head back to camp and dry off. Those guys were absolutly, no bullshit, soaked! I’d been sitting inside a waterproof invronment, with the only thing outside was my nose, and these guys had been going through brush and as many water holes as they couldn’t avoid. They sure were having fun though. I’d caught two small ones by then, and after they left I headed out for one more try. I trolled for another hour or so, going through every lure in the box and decided to give it up. I caught two more, and both of those were only 10″ each, so I put them back.

   I arrived back at camp just as they were pulling in, and with our firewood almost gone, we went up to “Firewood b us” for some more. B.B. and I, being the old guys, got to stay out of the way and helped haul the cut wood back to the truck. When Carl picked up that chain saw, he almost laughed. He normally uses a saw with a 36″ bar, and this one was 12. It was pretty obvious that Wade and Jamie worked in the woods a lot because they were always working near Carl, but never in a position where anyone could get hurt. For anyone who’s never done such work; it’s a lot harder than you’d think. It didn’t take long to get the truck full, so we were back in pleanty enough time for B.B. and I to get across the street.

   The other three had decided to head over to Curtis to a famous bar there, but Brian and I have always been fond of the world renouned “Last weekend in September, closing of trout season, trap shoot”. It’s a competition that I’ve mentioned in earlier renditions of this week long event and Brian and I wanted to have one more go at it. I must say, it was the most successfull trap shoot that we’d both been in, and we tied at 100%. There’s nothing like going out a winner, and it’s even better when you can do it with a great friend.

   Steak and pizza pockets were served for dinner that night, which only proves that it’s not the meal that makes the banquet it’s the company you have enjoying it. Most of the evening was spent in the cabin, because as you can guess, it was still raining. When I left the cabin around 9:30, it was 84º and rising, and I could hear the guys still laughing as I drifted off to sleep.

Bear bait

Monday, October 16th, 2006

29 Sep

   It was 28º at 5:30 when I woke up and I decided right then that the next time I went camping, I was going to bring an electric blanket. Over the summer I had bought a nice 14′X14′ walled tent which was on sale at K-Mart. When I got it, I had visions of the old days where I’d camped with my Uncle during a couple deer seasons. It was very similar to this one, but unbeknownst to me, this one had roof vents. They’re a great idea in the summertime, but not so much in September and October when I’d planned on using it. Doug had brought up a fair sized tarp to put over the thing, but unless it reaches down to the ground, it isn’t much help. Next summer I’m going to install some velcro strips attached to visqueen and seal them up. I knew it would be toasty in the cabin, ’cause Jamie had it up to 112º when I’d gone to bed the night before. After getting the chill out of my bones, I headed out, broke the ice in the wash basin and did up yesterday’s dish’s. What I lack in my cooking abilities, I make up for in the “Housebitch” catagory, and I’m glad that I can at least do that.

   The guys got up about around 9 and after figuring out what we were going to do that day, made ourselves some breakfast. Jamie brings along his cast iron frying pan and has his bacon cooking down to an art form. Jamie has a one burner stove, which he set’s on medium low and then he cut’s the strips in two and after placing them in the frying pan. With his fork he works on them one at a time until each one is done to perfection, then moves on to the next. There’s something hypnotic about watching him work and on one of the days, I almost forgot to cook the eggs. He also cooked up some sausage paddies and Brian did up the toast, which turned into another great breakfast.

   By the time we finished it was almost noon and the guys headed off to Hurley I think, and I went out to the tree for one more day hunting. The bait pile looked as though a small bear had been by, because there was only one log moved off the pile and another moved over. By then it was beginning to look like my luck bear hunting had totally run out. I had brought my bath towel with me this time and I tied it to the limb I was sitting on, in the hopes that maybe that would help. It didn’t. Within a half hour I began to wonder if this was going to be the culmination of four years of waiting, and three months of preparing. It really didn’t matter though, what I wanted to do, I was doing. For another couple hours I sat in that pine, watching the Whiskey Jacks fly in and out of that pile, with bits of granola bars in their beaks. Chipmonks running about trying to stay out of the way of the Jacks, and avoid getting eaten by the Kestrel hawk that was sitting in a tree next to mine. The red squirrel was still at his post making his presence known to anyone within 100 miles, and listened to the Ravens with that haunting cooing and clucking call that I’ve come accustomed to. All of that and that pain in my ass from sitting on it too much. I enjoyed, no, relished in the thought that it was I who was doing it. It was I who had come up week after week, bringing my family and friends to join with me in this adventure. And it was I who was just hurting too much to go on with it all. I glanced over at that red squirrel and waved my arms until he was worked up into a frenzy, and climbed down out of that tree.

   Carl Johnson was there along with the other two when I got back into camp. Carl had been coming up for 4 years and he’s come to be a regular attraction to this yearly event. He’s a logger, and he looks like one. 6′ tall, ruggedly handsome and has a sense of humor that catch’s you off guard but leaves you laughing for months afterward. His first comment to me was “Honda’s don’t float” when I walked up to him and from the looks of him, I could see he was right. After he’d come in, all the guys had gone for a ride and they tried to get through a mud puddle that turned into a little more than they bargained for. It didn’t look deep from the top, but once in and the water started to come over the seat, he knew that wasn’t the case. Jamie had rode back to town and bought a couple quarts of oil for Carl’s Honda quad runner and they changed it right there on the spot. Those guys talked about it like it happend every day, so it probably has, but it would’ve been enough for me. Later, I started to talk to Carl about his job and he summed it up with the following; “Every tree is a potential stump”. I chuckled a bit and thought of all those ‘tree huggers’ that read this blog every day. I knew that was going to make it in.

   After a bit, we went next door to see our bear hunting neighbors that had been so successfull the week I’d been up to bait with Doug. Not all of them had come up this time, just three of the guys and two had their wives. It was a whole lot more civilized over there this time, but it was great seeing them again. Two of the men are guards at the Ionia Penitentary and they told us some stories that arn’t going to be involved in this story. There’s two things I can tell you about them and one is that they’re gentleman, and the second is NEVER GO TO THAT PRISON! I suppose all prisons are alike but I know of one where two guys really enjoy the art of submission. If you want to hear the details, come up across the bridge and we’ll fill you in.

   Jamie made some mac and cheese and we sat around the fire until it started to pour again around nine, and that’s when I went to bed.

Bear bait

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

28 Sep

   Believe it or not, it wasn’t raining out when I got up that morning. I had listened to the radio forcast; transmitted by the National Weather Service from a tower in Newberry, that said we were supposed to, so I was a bit suprised. Listening to that station and it’s computer generated voices, is almost too funny to listen to. (Maybe by the time I get this story moved into the story section, I’ll have figured out a way to portray what those voices sound like.) Anyway, after listening to that for a while, and making some entries into the cabin journal, I decided it was time for Jamie to get up. So, around 8am, I got my CDof those crazy Monks and played it for Jamie. After two minutes of it, I hear “What the hell is that?” coming from the bedroom, and I told Jamie, “It’s your alarm clock, time to get up.” Not long after that B.B. came in from his trailer and we cooked up some breakfast. By 10 we were on our way to Sunken, Lost, and Dutch Fred lake.

   It had been 26 years since I’d been to two of those lakes and Dutch Fred I’d never been to. My brother Jim and I took my son Jon looking for that lake once when Jon was 5 or 6 years old. We didn’t have the advantage of having a GPS unit or even a county map book. We had a great time looking for it, even though I ended up sitting on my car frame in the middle of a pond, in the middle of nowhere. For years after that, Jon wouldn’t think he was having any fun unless we were axel deep in some hole. As the years went by I looked for ways to get back into that area, and when my settlement came in from Social Security, I figured I’d found it. Not long after that I got on the internet and had a topo map made, just for that region and my hopes were born anew.

   Now it was 10am and we were on our way towards Seney. Brian had brought along his GPS, I had my trusty county map book and Jamie was at the helm. Along with Jamie’s jonboat, Brian brought his shotgun, and I loaded on my .22, just in case I saw some squirrels. Just as I remembered it, the two track started about 4 1/2 miles from the intersection of M28 and M77. One of the things I’d been worried about was whether I’d be able to recognize the landmarks. From what I could tell from the areas around Don’s, the topography can change in a hurry and chances were pretty good that they’d have changed there as well. When I went there the first time, back in ‘73, we didn’t have any map at all. A friend of mine and I were just up there ‘two trackin’ and taking it as it came. When we found Lost Lake, we were. It wasn’t until a few years later we found out the name of it, and where it was on the map. The next time we went up, we took along the map and would measure out by the squares provided on the map, how far it was between intersections. This time I did the same thing, and I figured along with Brian’s GPS, we had it made. I figured we were very close to the turn off to Sunken Lake and had Jamie make a left onto the two track we’d found. We’d traveled about a half-mile when I started having my doubts. Although the area looked the same as it did, I remembered it being closer to the turn off and we were still going. I let it go on for a little while later and then started voicing my doubts. Jamie asked me what condition I was in the last time I was there, and when I told him, he started calling me the “Peyote pilot”. “Maybe you need to get back into that condition Mike”, he said, but I told him maybe not, it wasn’t the 70’s anymore. We turned around and headed back the way we came, and not 50′ farther down that two track, we came to one I abosolutly remembered. We made another left and just as I remembered it, the lake was only an eighth of a mile. Except for the opening near the water, it looked just as it did the last time I was there. The only thing different was the bear camp someone had set up and they had all kids of farm impliments laying adjacent to the trail. These guys were serious about tearing up the roads. According to regulations, the only thing you can use to drag the roads were material laying alongside, naturally. Some branch’s, maybe a log or two, not something you’d use to plow, drag and plant 40 acres of corn. We’d noticed that some of the trails were tore up, but didn’t think these guys would go to such lengths to do it. The lake looks as though it were formed by a meteor; it’s almost perfectly round and a steep hill completely surrounds it. It’s not as deep as I’d remembered it, but most of the lakes, along with the Great Lakes, have dropped significantly over the last 15 years or so. It’s full of bluegill and bass but what with those guys camping on it, we decided to give it a pass and move onto the next one.

   As I remembered it, the two track intersected the main trail about 2 miles up from Lost Lake, and sure enough it was there. For some reason I recalled the forest the trail went through as almost primordal, and it wasn’t. It was a mature wood, but not virgin like I thought. (Once again, we must remember the ‘condition’ I was in at the time). There was no mistaking the condition of the trail though. Then it was mostly inpassable, we had to use the come-along three times to get down it, now it was in pretty good shape. When I started thinking I’d screwed up again, we passed an old bear hunting cabin that had some guys sitting out in front of it. I remembered thinking then how in hell they got back there to build it, and it looked about as decrepit as it did now. Not far from there, I could see blue peeking through the trees on the left side and I knew I’d found it. The first time Mark Stevens and I saw this lake, it was in September, just like it was now, but it was sunnier and warmer. It was our habit when coming up to a lake, to put the canoe in, and if we caught some fish, we’d spend the night there. While we were taking the canoe off, I noticed a sign on a tree that said “This lake has been poisoned of all fish”, but when we looked out over the lake, the surface was alive with motion. Whatever was still living in that lake ate bugs, and they were having a feast. The sign looked to be a couple years faded so we figured they’d killed off whatever was there and planted it with something else. We paddled out into the middle of it and threw a couple crawlers over the side to see what we could see. What we saw were 12″ to 14″ brook trout and they liked worms as much as the bugs. I thought I’d just died and gone to heaven. As quickly as we threw bait in, we caught ‘em so it didn’t take long to get four for dinner. Truely, it was UNBELIEVABLE. The sun went down as we were eating so we thought we’d give it another try in the dark. All we had were a couple of flashlights, but we wern’t worried about anyone running into us so we pushed out into the black. Once again we threw our crawlers out there and we started getting bites. Well, we thought they were bites. I could feel my rod tip moving, but I didn’t feel anything on the line, so we turned on our flashlights to have a look. There were ten million bats flying over our heads and hitting the rod tips, thinking they were bugs. What a sight! We shown our beams up into the sky but it never made it very far. It was almost a solid black cloud over our heads and we got our butts back to shore, quick. The next morning we caught our breakfast and then continued on with our trip. This time, I brought along a fish finder to see if they were still there, and where they might be. Jamie and B.B. took the boat out with the sonar and I sat on the beach trying from there. None of us caught any and from what they told me, very few showed up on the graff. The lake is about three times the size of Sunken, and it’s a lot deeper. They measured it at 51′, so that would explain why the State planted them there. B.B. registered it on his GPS unit and he had to call it Lost Lac. It seems just about every county has at least one Lost Lake and he’d allready listed two of them. It was from that spot where we ran into some trouble.

   Since I was doing the navigating, it was up to me to read my map book and come up with a course to get us to the next spot. Up until then, I’d been working on my somewhat tainted memory, and now we were moving into some ‘uncharted territory’. This is where Brian’s GPS saved our ass’s. Just before we’d arrived at Lost Lake we passed an intersection that I didn’t register. When we left the lake I saw a two-track that led off to the right and figured that was the one to take. We were going to go East and a little South to Dutch Fred lake to check out that one too. Brian kept looking at his GPS and it showed that we were going East by North and I couldn’t figure out what the deal was. Brian even began to wonder if there was something wrong with his unit, and I began to wonder if there was something wrong with the map. Turns out I was right. Along with a record of where we’d been on his unit, it also gave the Lat/Long of where we were on the planet. On my map, there’s printed coresponding numbers for the same thing, but our numbers didn’t match up. When he read me his numbers, the map told me that we were many miles South of where we actually were. Jamie got out his map book and checked out the numbers; his looked to be a lot more like the real world, but didn’t show as many two-tracks as mine did. We drove around and around, making guess’s and a few “what the hell’s” when we came to a bridge over a little creek. We’d given up by then with Dutch Fred lake and were trying to get back to 77. From the map, we were pretty sure we were just South of 77 where it travels in a NW/SE direction and all we’d have to do is get across this bridge. From above, the bridge looked as though it might handle foot traffic, if the people were young and small, but underneath it was all held up by thick steel “I” beams. The only problem with getting across it was a post that stuck up at our end. After the guys checked it out, they told me that there was a padlock securing it to the foundations, but since we wern’t in any kind of emergency, we let it be. It wasn’t far from there where my .22 came into play.

   We were on our way South again when a partridge flew across the trail and landed in a tree a way’s back in the brush. When we got to the spot, we started looking for it, and Jamie saw it first. My .22 was closer than B.B.’s shotgun so Jamie got that out. As he was removing it from it’s case, I told him “It’s sighted dead on”, so that’s exactly where he aimed it. The birds head hit the ground at the same time the rest of the bird did. It was a 75′ shot and as clean a kill as I’ve ever seen. After some more driving and figuring and guessing, we went by a road that looked as though it needed to be gone down.

   Within a quarter mile, we pulled up to Dutch Fred Lake. When I’d looked up Lost Lake, Dutch Fred was also listed as one where those brook trout had been planted. The wind was right in our faces, so Jamie drove around to the other side to get into the Lee. Unlike the other two, this one has cabins on it. Not all the way around, but there wasn’t anyone at any of them so it was no problem driving on the beach. This time I got into the boat with Jamie and Brian stayed on the beach. We had made up some venison burgers the night before so he was going to re-heat a couple as we fished. I turned on the Sonar and started to make our sweeps looking for fish. When the depth read 42′, we found ‘em, and that hole was just FULL of them. As we made our first pass, I got a hit that almost pulled the rod out of my hands. I set the hook, and as it started to take line, the boat got pushed over with the wind, and the motor cut it. For a second there I had all kinds of visions passing before my eyes and then all I saw was the end of the line dangling in the wind. “Dear sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph” I thought and asked Jamie if he wanted to eat Lunch. I knew they were in there, they wern’t going anywhere, and I was starved. We went back in and had lunch filling B.B. in on the action. After we finished, we headed back out, and within 10 minutes, the motor cut my line again. We still had a ride back to do, and it was starting to get late, so we called it a trip and headed back. All the way back I thought about those lakes and how happy I was to finally get back. I also started thinking about how I was going to get back there again. If anyone out there want’s to go, I’d be more than happy to get them there, but I’m going too. If anyone wants to use B.B.’s GPS for directions there, look up: Dead Fred Lake.

   That night, we decided to head over to the Bear Butt Bar for a coupla beers and a coffee. The guys had the beer, I had the coffee. We were there shooting the bull with the bar maid when a nice old lady came in with her husband. Neither one of them looked like they needed another beer, and her husband looked like he didn’t need to be out at all. My suspecions were validated when the lady told me that he’d allready had 3 strokes, and I don’t think he was very far from his fourth. Another woman came in with her new puppy and showed it around to all the other patrons. It’s not often you get to see a guy who’s about to have a stroke and a new puppy in the same night. After a second round we called it a day, and a night, and headed back to camp.

  

Bear bait

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

27 Sep 

   When I got up for the 1am piss call it was pouring, when I got up again at 6:30 it was just raining. I was going to go back to bed and see if it would be just drizzling when I got up again, but I knew better. Lake Superior makes it’s own weather because of it’s size and the amount of water in it, but you’d think after a given amount of time, that damned lake would just dry up.

   After doing all my “housebitch duties” in the cabin, I went back out to my tent, put on “The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo De Silos” and cranked ‘er up. Boy, when those Monks get to jammin’, even the devil himself can feel the spirit. The only other CD I listen to for my ’spiritual enlightenment’ is “Exile on Main street” by the Rolling Stones, but the Monks are the best. I wrote the first two days entries into this story, listening to those guys that morning. I had just finished up my writing when B.B. came in with a dead Hawk in his hands.

   I had seen the bird earlier that morning as it flew down the highway looking for something to eat. It looked as though it and a vehicle had a tie in getting to the dining room. I took some pictures of it and Brian took it off into the bush to it’s final resting place. When I’d seen it before I remember thinking how nice it would be if he’d find that damned red squirrel, but now I knew it was going to be up to me.

   Jamie Crandall came into camp around 3pm, pulling his trailer with a motor cycle and a quad runner on it, and his johnboat on top. I had heard that he might not be coming this year and was happy to see that he had. Jamie’s been coming up here long before I even knew Don and just couldn’t imagine what a year would be like without him. Every year, Jamie spends most of his time exploring new areas and if I don’t go along, I get to hear about them we he gets back. This year, I had a spot in mind that I wanted to see and I knew he was just the guy to get us there. For a little bit there, on his way across the Mackinac Bridge, it was doubtfull whether he’d make it or not. About half way across the bridge, one of the straps he used to secure his motorcycle came undone and he almost lost it over the side. When his trailer passed over one of the expansion joints he felt the jolt as the bike lost it’s footing and he could see it in his rear view mirror. Problem is, you CAN’T stop on the bridge. Ever since this 9 – 11 thing, the authorities get mighty upset when they see on their monitors, someone coming to a dead stop anywhere on the bridge. I have no idea why the terrorists would waste their resources there, but the bridge authorities act as though they would. He limped along, taking it real easy and hoped it just wouldn’t fall over completly, and really screw things up. Once he got to the North side, he pulled over and after jostling the machine around, got it back into position. After he got that squared away, he came upon another issue that us ‘regular guys’ will have to deal with.

   There was this guy handing out flyers at the rest area that bares a problem we’re having here in Michigan. Last year, or maybe two years ago, our Governor passed a law allowing dove hunting in a couple counties in Southern Michigan. An affiliate of the National Humain Society is trying to revoke that law. The flyer showed a ‘white paper’ that the Humain Society has published, outlining a campaign to eliminate ALL hunting in Michigan. They feel that revoking the law would be a good start. Personally, I felt like wiping my ass with that ‘White paper’ and sending it on to that august orginization, but decided that maybe I should just mention it here instead. In any case dear readers and voters, make sure you get to the polls this November and show them how you feel.

   My back and my butt were hurting way too much to set in that tree that day, but I took the guys back with me to replenish the bait pile. There hadn’t been any activity so I didn’t feel quite so bad about not hunting the day before. When we got back to the cabin, Jamie started carrying wood into the cabin for it’s woodstove.

   You can always tell when someone is heating their homes with wood up here. It’ll be 30 below zero with 30 mile per hour winds, and the windows and front door will be wide open. I know that for a fact, I used to be one. It always gave me a feeling of independence to be able to heat my own home, and the warmer it got in there, the better I felt. Unfortunatly, with independence comes the price you have to pay for it and the price gets pretty hot sometimes. Anyway, before long Jamie had it up to 85º in there and rising. It was suppose to get down right cold that night, but I had more blankets in my truck and decided to go that route instead of sweating my butt off.

   Late in the afternoon, Jamie and B.B. rode across the highway and down the trail a ways for some bird hunting, and I opted to try it closer to the cabin. Brian picked the right spot and I didn’t, ’cause he got one.

   Later that night, I talked to the guys about heading West towards Seney and a couple lakes I use to fish 30 years ago. It was one of the things I really wanted to do this year, and after explaining where it was and why, they agreed to go. I went to bed that night happy with the thought that I’d finally get back to Lost Lake.