On my first cruise, ‘69/’70, I was given an opportunity to do something that very few American’s ever will. I went into the mountains of Western Turkey, and hunted Russian Boar.
About a week before we pulled into Izmir, Turkey, my brother met me on the ASROC deck as we were both heading up to assume the watch. On the way, he told me that he’d reserved a spot to go Boar hunting, but that he couldn’t go. I don’t remember the reason, nor do I really care, but I was sure glad to get the opportunity. Butch also told me that one of his buddies had a dbl barrel 12ga I could use if I wanted to go. Holy Crap, did I want to go! The guys who didn’t have access to their own weapon, the Marine Corps provided them with Model 12 Winchesters and all the 00 buck we could carry. I was using a Baretta 12ga side by each, that was worth more than I’d make in 10 years. It was an absolutly beautiful weapon, he’d had it custom fit in Naples, with Silver inlay and a covey of quail carved into the stock. I didn’t see it until the morning we left on the hunt, and it was too late by then.
A week later, the twenty or so of us, who were going on the tour assembled at 0600 on the fantail in dungarees and work jackets. It was quite a sight as the bunch of us went down the ladder to the Utility boat. Dungarees and shotguns, heading for the beach with a bunch of pissed of Turks waiting for us. Me lei had just broke the news a couple weeks before and the Communists all across Europe were giving us holy hell for it. By the time we got to Izmir, the Turkish military had allready killed a couple hundred students in Istanbul, but I was the only one of the group that knew that. Naturally, I was a little aprehensive about it all, and it would have been nice to warn these guys, but I’d read it in the Secret Reports and therefore, I couldn’t.
It was still dark when we got to Fleet Landing, and with the Turkish Army in control, we got right into one of those “duce and a half’s” and headed out of town. On the truck waiting for us was an E-7 Air Force and he kinda filled us in on our way up the mountain of the day ahead. First off, he told us to keep our heads in the truck until he said otherwise. The cover of the truck was a tarpolion that we could lift up and look outside, but don’t even do that until he said so. We all sat there for the next half hour, rocking back and forth, and generally going slower as time went on. When we came to a stop the first time, the Sergeant told us that we could look out now, but he didn’t recommend it. He then said he was going to ride up front from there until we pulled into the next town, and he’d give us more instructions then. With that, he jumped out and when we heard the front door slam, we looked outside. The guys on the left side of the truck looked first, and all they could see when they pulled up the tarp was marble. Raw, living, marble and about a foot from their faces. Even in the half light of morning, it was a brilliant white. One of the guys on that side looked at me and said, “Well?”. I lifted up my side and I could see a mountain range about 40 miles away, and a ridge after that, and more, right to the horizon. I got chills when I stared to look down, as I kept hoping to see something closer, but it wasn’t to be. Not until I stuck my head out of the side, could I see the road. As I was looking down I could hear the Sergent up front laughing his ass off. “I warned ya”.
There were many times on that ride up and back where the truck would have to stop, back up while turning the wheel, and then turn it back to continue on. Every once in a while one of us would lift up the tarp and after ignoring how close we were to all dieing, we enjoyed the view. After two hours or so of this, we pulled into a very small village and the sergeant came to the back.
He lifted up the tarp, and then dropped the tail gate telling us we could all get out and stretch our legs. I looked out the back and saw a village that probably hadn’t changed in two thousand years. All of the homes were built out of marble, but not a single piece had been cut. These were all mud and marble chunks. The pieces resembled the rip-rap you see used as erosion control near rivers and hillsides, but it was all mudded together. The buildings were all only 6′ tall with 5′ doors, and nothing was plum nor level. The window’s were all wood frame with glass and the doors looked to be solid wood rather than hides, but it wasn’t long ago that they wern’t. When we started jumping out of the truck I saw somthing that I’d never seen before. Every person on that street, dropped to the ground, and spread their arms and legs as far apart as they could make them. When the Sergeant saw what was happening, he quickly told us to put the guns back in the truck, and do it quietly. Once we did this, everyone stood up, dusted themselves off, and went on about their day like nothing happend. Try that in Charlevoix and see what happens. He then told us we could go over to the tea shop next to the truck, and get something to drink.
After stooping to get into this little store, I saw in the left corner, an open fire with a silver tea urn nestled into the coals. The man running the coals looked to be 100 years old, and with the turbin and all, reminded me of a National Geographic picture. The guy running the counter looked to be a lot younger, but you could allready see what life does to a person living here. He didn’t speak a word of English, naturally, so I asked the Sergeant if he thought the guy could break a five dollar bill? I wasn’t allowed any liberty in Izmir because of the clearance so I hadn’t exchanged any money. He laughed and told me that if I was so inclined, I could BUY the place for five dollars, and he ended up paying for the tea. When I asked him how much I owed him he said “One tenth of one penny, it’s on me”. This stuff was honest to God, no bullshit joe, real TEA. I tried standing my spoon up in it three times before I could show the guys. In another corner where four locals enjoying their cup while sharing a bowl from the hookah. To this day I’ve never smelled again what those guys were burning in there, but they seemed to be enjoying it. While I sat there looking out the window, I watched an ass walk into town and make a left at the next corner. I sat there for another half hour and never saw anyone looking for it. The sergeant loaded us all back into the truck to drive up to where we’d be hunting.
After offloading onto a platau he told us how the hunt was going to work and what we’d have to do. He was going to lead us up the mountain side climbing another 200′, and then stretch us out in a long line. Down below us another 300′, there would be a sting of ‘beaters’ working their way up the mountain. It was these beaters that were his major concern.
The major concern was that some of them may get eaten doing their job. When I first heard about this hunt and they told me boars, I pictured Javelena’s. Little wild pigs, who are very bad tempered, about the size of a medium sized dog. I saw a movie once where this yellow dog get’s bit and everyone cries at the end, but I was thinking of the wrong animal. Wild Russian Boars get to be 600# and they’re even meaner than those little piggies. The sergeant told us of his ex-commanding officer who was up on this mountain a year before, and they were still reconstructing his legs. That boar had killed two beaters before he set his sights on the colonel, and he had pumped 5 rounds of 00 buck into it. If the animal hadn’t stopped to start eating the colonel, he might have escaped, but some help showed up and they ate him instead. The sergeant looked over at me and shook his head. I looked down at that pretty shotgun and thought “Oh shit”. He told us that the closer the beaters came, the better the chances were that we’d see one, or two, but if it’s at all possible, shoot the boar before they started to eat the beaters.
He led us all up the mountain and just before I reached the next plateau, I picked up a piece of Turkey and stuck it in my pocket. The brush growing on the sides of this mountain grew in clumps and they were all about 8′ high. He placed two or three of us in each clearing, (three in mine after the sergeant warned me again about only having two rounds) and we positioned ourselves as best we could. Not long after that, we could hear these guys working their way up the mountain, beating on buckets and pots. Talk about being scared shitless! It was only 15′ to the other side of the clearing and if we were going to see something, it was going to be ugly and fast. We stood there defending our station until we heard “No shoot” from the brush just below us, and for some reason I felt better. It would have been nice to kill one of those things, but generally, I like the odds being on my side. I took the time then to just look at what was in front of me. For as far as I could see there were mountain’s just like the one I was on, with rain clouds and the sun shining down inbetween them. It was truely a magnificant vision, and wondered how it would have been for an ancient people walking from Troy, which is right next to Izmir, to the lands of the East.
They drove us all back down the mountain, and took us to an Enlisted man’s club for dinner and some drinks. There was something there I’d never seen before. As we were all laughing and eating, there were women outside in the rain, standing next to burning barrels. I took my plate out to see them and they were the wives of the enlisted men inside. We invited them all in, but they wern’t allowed to, the laws there forbid it. Given the chance to stand inside with a bunch of bus drivers, or stand out in the rain with American speaking women, we all ended up outside. One of the ladies told me some of the other laws there; a policeman was also, a judge, a jury, and a prosecuter. You could be arrested for jay walking and if you gave the policeman any trouble, he could shoot you right on the spot. If you blew your car horn, there it meant; I see you, go ahead and do what you were going to do. One of the officers there had blew his horn at someone, and when they continued to walk off the curb, he ran him down. Under such a law, the person getting hit was guilty also, if he hadn’t been there to begin with, he wouldn’t have been hit. They BOTH go to jail. If your lucky enough to make it to court, and your found guilty, your sent to one of those villages up in the mountain’s where you’ll live for the next 10 to 15 years. The police drive you up there and drop you off, the town is told who you are and what you’ve done, and it’s up to them to see if you live or not. If they’re friendly, they’ll help you build one of those mud huts, if not, your on your own. At the bottom of the mountain is a ‘compound’ where your wife will live. They look very similar to the villages up above, but there’s wire around them. Every day, men will come into the compound and walk down the streets looking for something to screw. When they find one, she gives the guy a ticket and he turns it into the guard when he pays for it on the way out. Once your ‘fine’ has been paid, they drive back up the mountain and bring you back.
After a great dinner and some wonderfull conversations, they drove us all back to the ship, and life got back to normal.