Archive for October, 2007

A.H.T.H. and H.O. (A Hill Too High and Habitat Observation)

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

   Yesterday morning about 8am, I headed out to A.H.T.H. to harvest some grapes for the owner of hill, before the bees took control again. He has an arbor that’s about 100′ long, that he and his brother have been developing for a long time. His brother’s been with some friends down-state, and hasn’t been able to help with the harvest, so I volunteered. When I went out there the day before, it was sunny and almost 90º when I walked back there, but the bees beat me to it. It wasn’t so much that there were too many, they were all stoned friggin’ drunk!

   In the few minutes I watched, several grapes had at least 3 honeybee’s burrowing into them; not many of them were flying, (I think there’s regulations about that in the honey industry) and a few, were passed out. Trouble was, they were passed out with their ass’s in the air. It would have been like pickin’ flea’s out of a porcupine. Yesterday, there was frost on the grass so I knew I had ‘em beat.

   As I walked closer, I strained to hear the buzzing noise that was so profound the day before, and far off, I could hear one. The next step was to look over the bundles of grapes to see if there were any bee’s on them, and there were still a few with some, but not like the day before. The ones that still had bee’s on them, I’d snap off the stem and then shake it until the bee’s fell off. It worked out pretty good until I got careless and grabed a bunch without looking. THAT got my attention again and I ended up picking two pails before the critters woke up. I dropped off the grapes and headed back home go get on about my day.

   I was sitting on the front porch with a cup of coffee, when I realized what a nice day it was. Mark and I had planned on doing some work in the front bedroom, but remembering the noise I’d heard while picking grapes, I changed the plans. When I’d walked around the arbor to pick some hanging from a tree, the squirrels started to complain. Mark and I were out of there in 20 minutes.

   We didn’t attempt to scale it, but we did hunt along it’s base. When those buggers are moving, they’re moving all over so we picked a likely spot and had a seat. Mark faced one way, and I the other and we watched for a half hour, but nothing was going on. We moved on down another 100 yards and did it again. This time Mark had one shot at a black, but it was a chancy shot at best and it dissapeared. We figured it was still too hot and we headed over to Doug’s to check the test plots.

   Doug had called me in the morning and told me that our crops had been hit hard, but I never expected this. The Rape plot was gone. All I could see was the native grass’s re-establishing themselves as the dominant species. Where he’d moved the fence’s a few day’s before, it was doing just fine. Nice large, lush leaves and a few shoots of grass showing up between them. On closer inspection I could see backbone of the leaves. It looked as though the deer just reached down and stripped the vegitation clean. They still haven’t hit the Chickory, but I learned that it’s a major staple during the snow season.

   The two bai…er, test plots we’re checked and there’s been some activity on the lower, and a lot on the top one. The broken tree that we sprayed doesn’t look as though anything’s touched it, and some of the corn is gone. The top one has seen a lot more activity but Partridge and Squirrels may be the culprits. More observations and subsiquent actions may be taken to allieviate that problem. Mark poured on the remainder of the spray bottle, about a pint, to the stump and more pictures were taken. While we were there we also changed the location of his habitat observation post, to one less infringing. I read somewhere where the presence of the observer, effects the observed, and we wouldn’t like that would we. Let it be a suprise.

What the hell?

Monday, October 8th, 2007

   I was talking to Doug about our upcoming deer season yesterday, and he mentioned somthing that might be a little disturbing. He was looking through the county’s plat book and he was listed as having 39 acres, not the 40 that’s on his morgage. There is a power line that runs through his property and that’s probably how they’re doing it. Trouble is, he has to own a 40 to be able to get doe permits. He started looking at all his neighbor’s properties and they lost an acre as well, making them inelligible too. He’s going to talk to the county within the next couple days, but I don’t think he’s going to get the answer he wants. I also wonder if the auto insurance companies are asking any questions, or if they already know the answers.

So many cats, so few recipes.

Sunday, October 7th, 2007

   I was sitting here yesterday doing what I’m doing now, when a next door neighbor called. When I saw her name on the caller I.D., I immediately thought of my basement lights. A couple years ago, she called around 9:30 to tell me I’d forgot to turn the basement lights off, and that maybe I should take care of it. I was going to tell her something very derrogatory and profane, but I remembered that she meant well and let it go. This time, it was about carnivorous cats, and when I thought of all the ways I could fuck with this lady’s head, the happier I got.

   She asked me what kind of cat I had and who owned the gray and white one, and I told her it wasn’t mine, but was familiar with the cat, “What’s up, what did it do?” I asked and she said “She was a life long friend of all things natural and has gone to extreme measures over the years to insure her property became a haven”. Honest, that’s just what she said. “I used to have 5 ground squirrels and a half dozen chipmunks that would run around and now there isn’t any” she whined. “Why don’t they have leash laws, they’re worse than dogs!” she added. “Well,” I told her, “If this were out in the boonies I’d be more than happy to shoot the darned thing for ya, I love shooting at cats”. “Trouble is” I said “I love shooting squirrels too, so maybe they’re better off living here” “Oh GOD NO!, nothing like that, that wouldn’t do.” She said. “I’m afraid your only hope is a hawk or maybe an owl to come along and eat it” I suggested. That brightened her up a little and then she was back to a frown again when she visualized an owl tearing apart the cat out front.  She quickly thanked me and hung up.

   It’s nice to be a dreamer and have “Give peace a chance” lyrics passing through your mind, it’s quite another to watch a hawk rip the guts out of a cat. Some things are dreams but that’s all they are.

Habitat Observation 10-06-07

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Mark, Doug and I started two bait piles on his property today to see how good the product, Ca’mere deer works. He’s seen some photo’s of tree trunks ground down to pulp, and holes dug in trails that are feet deep, that this stuff was the cause of. We picked two locations where we could visually observe how well this product functions. One of the Observation Locations (OL) is up on a newly logged area and the product was sprayed on the corn after we spread it out over a fairly large area, about 60 yards away. Mark is going to be the prime researcher for that area, and Doug and I will cover, er, observe tandemly, the other. Mark’s responsibility will be to see how much they consume in various time frames, and whether they have 8 point’s or 10.

We mixed it 50/50 by volume but it can be used at 25/75. We mixed it in a Windex spray bottle with the squeeze handle to deliver the droplets. We figured instead of pouring this stuff in, we might be able to spray it on and get more for the money spent.

Doug and I will be doing our research on the lower section of his property and we’re at opposite ends. Neither one of us will be in direct vision of the product, but our research isn’t in the consumption of it, but rather how and where they travel to get to it. We may, at some future date, have to erect “Deer Crossing” signs and we need to know exactly where to put it.

The same amount of material was used for each, but the lower Observation post has some extra material spread on a downed tree adjacent, but not attached to, the bait pile, er…the material. It said on the container that it could be used for that explicit reason, to get rid of Stumps! Works on corn cobs too, the deer just tear that crap to shreds. I’ve taken photo’s of all operations and it’ll be included in the final report.

A view from the top

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

   Doug, Mark and I went back to that hill again today and I learned a couple things. That hill isn’t too high, but it’s pleanty high enough, and why I was missing those squirrels the last time I was here. Two squirrels in 19 shot’s will get a guy to thinkin’, and I’d been doing just that, and was still doing it, on the way out. I was going around the last corner when I remembered what was different. When I was sighting the rifle in, I had taken off my glass’s, and I’ve been doing all my shooting with them on.

   Doug headed up the hill first and saw his first shot about 7 minutes later. He’s fun to watch; sneaking over log’s and around tree’s, thinkin’ he’s invisible. It seems to work and Mark and I left him there while he cleaned it. While we were sitting in the next spot, Doug finished up and headed to the top of the hill, I moved to about 3/4 of the way up and Mark took the bottom 1/4. The last time we were here, I’d watched those sneaky little bastards hopping from stump to limb to branch, all care-free and all. They knew I was out of range and would dance around to prove it. This time, I brought Mark.

   Mark hunts as though he’s got nothing else to do, and he’s just moseying along mindin’ his own business. If the little critters are out and about, Mark’ll see ‘em, while seemingly invisible. He’s fun to watch too, if he misses, that animal’s gonna pay and he has at it. If it lives through it, it’s because God said so. Nothin’ makes him happier than watching a nice furry rodent falling down through the tree and bounce when it hit’s the forest floor. With him in place, I headed for the top.

   I’d sat there long enough and I knew I could get that far up without getting the electronics in me excited. With that in mind, I worked my way up leaning on the occasional 100′ Oak tree, and lean back to check out the top. They are still full of leaves and are just begining to turn color. Oak’s are almost the last to leaf out in the spring, and the last to drop them in the fall. Once those black little bastards get to the top of one of those trees, the inning is over. Sometimes the whole game. I’d heard Doug shoot once while I was working my way up, and as I broke over the top, he was skinning it. I was about ready to sit down so I used the same log he was and copped a squat, looking the opposite way. The top is maybe one acre with Oak dominating with Maple and Birch as new under-growth, maybe 10 years old. Two canopies to hide behind. As I was getting my breathing back to normal, Doug pointed to a black that was watching us from behind me. At first, all I could see in the scope was a black blob so I waited for him to move and when he did, I squeezed off the shot. I watched through the scope as he lost his last grip on the limb and fell to the ground. I reached down, put my glass’s back on and picked it up. The entry wound was in her left eye, and the exit was out her right ear. I cleaned that one up and,…. OH…Doug carries Handy-Wips with him whenever he’s hunting, and it’s a great idea! … as I was finishing it up, Mark came over the edge. Doug moved down the edge a ways, and I sat almost where I was, but down the hill some, and Mark watched the top.

   I’d been sitting there about 15 minutes when I heard Doug’s shot echo down through the valleys. It really sounded like a hollywood shot with all the echoing. I went on about sittin’ there, and 5, maybe 6 minutes later, I got a glimps of the squirrel that Doug had shot. After it left my vision, it was still another 5 seconds before I heard the thud. As Doug moved down to collect it, I headed down the rest of the way to the trail and hunted from there. It got pretty hot not long after that and as Doug headed back to the trucks, he found another one.

   Mark and I stayed a little longer and I got one more shot off a fleeing tail and I ended my day at 1 for 2. Much, much better than 2 for 19 and the eyeball shot was just a little frosting on the cake.

Out with the old, in with the new

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

   I had my appointment with the V.A. in Ann Arbor yesterday and had the “low battery” alarm turned off. I report back on the morning of the 24th of this month to have my AICD replaced and I should be back home again on the 25th. I’ll should be hearing from them in the next coupla days to get the particulars. If there’s anything exciting or interesting involved, I’ll pass it on.

   For any of you guys who are veterans and have been wondering about the treatment you might receive, take it from me, it’s A1 #1. It was too bad I had to travel 9 hours to have a 10 minute meeting, but that’s just the way it is. Someday, maybe there’ll be enough of us ‘tickers’ living up here to warrent that type of treatment in Gaylord. I hope not, but yet I hope so too.