Just inside the back door to my grandparents home, a calendar was mounted, and on several dates in April, were several initials. Each initial represented the authoratative opinions of several generations, and each knowing for sure, the others’ were full of shit. It also represented a hundred dollar payoff.
Grandma and Grandpa Griffin lived on Union Lake, in Oakland Co., and George and Helen had many friends. They used to have just several, but not long after their move to Union Lake, the numbers grew expotentialy. Anyway, on any given Sunday there would be from 5 to 35 people who’d stop by and talk to Grandpa. They were all fishermen, smoked some of the most God-awful shit I’ve ever inhaled and drank Pabst Blue ribbon, or Carlings Black label, by the kegfulls. These guys were from all forms of trade and manor and they all adored Grandpa. He’d sit there in his recliner, chewing handfulls of Bugler, and smoking his corn cob pipe holding court to these men.
I was 11 years old then and I didn’t give a rip what Grandpa had to say, I wanted to win the “Ice out” contest. Uncle Ted, who lived there too, had an 8′ sheetmetel pram, with the bow covered, 2′ back. As soon as the water had melted away from the shore to get that boat in it, I was in it. I could easely walk about the boat, and using an oar, I’d slide up on the ice. Once there, I’d chop the ice all the way around the boat and then back off and cut the cube into pieces and stowing them under the ice. I would do this all day. We’d get there in the morning around 8am and I’d come off the boat around 5 for dinner.
I never won the contest but I was always thanked by the winner.